December 8, 2019
HOUR ONE
How’s the mall going? Many retailers are having a lousy December. Walter explains that it’s not Amazon’s fault! Hear why he says Amazon has nothing to do with it. There is nothing like Walter’s take on retailing.
Next James Copeland reveals LIFE IN AN RV in Kansas. James speaks very slowly which adds to the irony.
Jerry D discusses the impact of the snake ini his house in his mind. Why Walter thinks this is entertaining is anyone’s guess, but listen and decide.
HOUR TWO
Walter finally sat next to a pretty woman on a plane and thanks to METOO and fear in general he does not start a conversation. THEN IT HAPPENED. SHE STARTED THE CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You shared your feelings about this with Walter, riveting radio.
HOUR THREE
MIDNITE MISFITS. Walter gives out the secret code. He talks about how for much of his life and career people have done much to avoid being associated with him yet they want the BENEFITS of being associated with him.
PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
FLORIDA STORIES
HEARTLAND HEADLINES
VELO HOULE
JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER.
December 1, 2019
November 24, 2019
That person at work who gets away with “load factor” excuses. They don’t do much work but everyone upstairs likes them and nothing bad happens.
The default power it home is the woman’s. Walter discusses what power he has and has not! Hilarity ensues.
THE TURKEY SALESMAN AND 99 TURKEYS is the story of the night and you can hear the whole story in the MIDNITE MISFITS Podcast
- PLUS THE USUAL EDITION celebrates IMPEACHMENT WEEK!
- DRIVE THRU BREW and CURB SIDE PICK UP worlds collide!
November 17, 2019
Live from the Laundry Room!
November 10, 2019
VELO HOULE joins Walter to review the premier of THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. Walter says there is absolutely nothing under Oak Island.
There is no gold. Velo says the Holy Grail is there! Hilarity ensues.
Jerry D shares his terrifying story of a snake in his house. He begs for help getting rid of the snake.
Next the threat to humanity revealed; The Dark Side of Yoga! Walter says if someone manhandles you…….in YOGA…stand up and leave.
Plus
HEARTLAND HEADLINES from James Copeland
DRIVE THRU BREW revealed
THE USUAL EDITION STARRING RANDY THOMAS.
November 3, 2019
Walter reveals that men cannot make their voices sexier. Sexy is dependent upon what a man says. Walter demonstrates sexy words for a woman from New Jersey…”Taylor Ham on a roll with ketchup” That will do it! The strange voice story of Elizabeth Holmes.
Then Walter’s college friend Jerry tells that there is a snake in his house and Walter asks listeners for solutions but the phone screeners are confused.
MIDNITE MISFITS
Also featured
LIFE IN THE DRIVE THRU BREW
RANDY WEST TELLS A TONIGHT SHOW STORY SECRET AND BAD COLLEGE RADIO
October 20, 2019
Live from the Laundry Room.
October 13, 2019
WHAT DO YOU TELL YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER WHEN SHE is dumped? Not in the parent manuals!
WHAT HAVE YOU STOLEN FROM YOUR CHILDREN? Walter confuses to stealing piggy bank money to play the tooth fairy. Next Walter explains that the Beatles and Beach Boys had an extra track, a spiritual track on their songs that make them eternal.
Walter explains the Vaping “crisis” It’s not the stuff you buy at the Vape store, it’s street, toxic chemicals assholes are putting in their pipes that’s Killing them. Why isn’t that story told?
PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION starring Randy Thomas
October 6, 2019
September 29, 2019
Walter received a letter from listeners in Granville Illinois who were listening on KDKA. They thanked him for the telling the story about how his daughter is the happiest person he has ever known. Walter thought ….why is his daughter happy? She’s happy because she forgives. If a person makes a mistake she always says, “That’s ok” If they say something offensive she says “that’s ok.” She doesn’t live in the resentment, she lives in the moment.
Gertrude Berg won the first Emmy for acting. Have you ever heard of her? No. Important people and things vanish in the tissue of time. Mrs. Berg was the most powerful person in media for 20 years. She wrote, acted and produced her sitcom for CBS and earned a fortune. Walter tells her story.
Then Walter shares the story about the star of talk radio from 1935-1957, Mary Margret McBride, so big that when she had her 15th anniversary on the air they had to rent YANKEE STADIUM to handle her crowd. But today like Gertrude Berg, no one remembers her. What you and I say is just not a big deal.
Next Walter needs help figuring out what to say to his daughter’s boyfriend’s mother. She refuses to let her son go to homecoming dance even though he gave his word and Walter’s family bought the dress and tickets.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer was a radio and TV star who talked about sex in vivid detail. How did she stay on the air—on an NBC owned property? The story is astonishing.
Next Walter reveals that there are thousands of homeless women veterans and he finds that unacceptable. He shares the astonishing interview with a formerly homeless vet, ANNA ON THE BUS. Best storyteller ever.
September 15, 2019
Just the last half hour of this show. The important part.
September 8, 2019
STERLING ON SUNDAY ON ICE.
TROUBLE . We are thrown together with random people at work, school, and the bus stop. We are told to get along. There is severe punishment for not getting along. Walter alienated other parents at the bus stop by telling the “Moms who garden” that their husbands should help with gardening. Anger ensued.
NEXT The HONEY BADGER. The person at work who steals your eggs, nest and food, the asshole who takes credit for your hard work. Pray for them, pray for them to be hit by a bus.
PLUS
JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER
FLORIDA STORIES
BAD COLLEGE RADIO
VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
September 1, 2019
Live wall to wall coverage of hurricane Dorian live from the Westwood One Laundry Room…
August 25, 2019
STARTING YEAR 3 OF STERLING ON SUNDAY. First up, FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Walter felt shamed the first time he saw other children’s lunchboxes. They had Bento boxes, space dividers, and sushi making kits. Walter’s kids had a turkey sandwich and fruit juice. Suddenly Walter felt that he was not an adequate parent. Hilarity Ensues.
NEXT Walter explains that if somebody wants to win the Presidency, they should eliminate toll roads, air condition all schools and make it illegal for men to pose for their wedding announcement photos without wearing a tie.
Next Walter tells the PEANUT BUTTER OF 2019 INCIDENT that will determine his relationship with all of his in-laws. Listen for the astonishing tale.
PLUS
– BAD JOKE FROM JUDY IN DALLAS.
– THE USUAL EDITION
– DRIVE THRU BREW
– VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
– FLORIDA STORIES WITH JAMES PARKER
– JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER!
Write to Walter at waltermstelring@gmail.com
August 18, 2019
BLACK FISH SPECIAL: Walter is stuck in a nice beach house with all of his IN-LAWS. All of them. As nice as the house and beach are, the wrong crowd can ruin anything. Now Walter must find a way to keep his mouth shut when surrounded by relatives.
Listeners reveal what ruined their vacation!
The show is LIVE from the beach.
ENJOY
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE-THRU BREW, AN AMERICAN SERIAL
FLORIDA STORIES
VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
ANNIE THE HOT BARTENDER
GARY R’NEL’S RESTAURANT REVIEW
So much show.
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