December 8, 2024

Walter checks in with retired NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari to talk about the murder of the United Healthcare CEO. Vic offers some unique perspectives on the killing. Walter says there is something kind of special about a well-dressed radio general manager. Mathias Bumbal checks in from Hollywood and reviews the new Disney movie Moana 2. Steven and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey have a delicious new recipe you can make. Walter shares the agony of attending a church Christmas concert where there were unfamiliar songs performed.  He offers his thoughts on public transit. Dave Scott joins Walter to explain those large drones flying over New Jersey. Walter is still catching his breath over the final auction price for a pair of Ruby Slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz.

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• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FLORIDA STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

December 1, 2024

An update on the horrendous snow which has slammed the Eastern United States. Walter gets the latest from his daughter Dorothy, who drove from Cleveland to Syracuse. She made it…finally. Walter also checks in with Paul Vandenberg, morning drive host at our Sterling affiliate in Albany, Talk 1300. A developing story…President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter. Jarrod Dillian discusses his new book Night Moves. A special shout-out to the Broadcasting Foundation of America. Dave Scott joins Walter to talk about strange orbs showing up over United States military bases. Father Jim Drucker, “The Rock ‘N Roll Priest”, joins Walter to answer priest questions. Walter says shopping malls are failing because of Karma.

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• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

November 24, 2024

Walter says model Cara Delevingne once lived with Taylor Swift. Delevingne is a lesbian. Does that mean anything at all?  Walter says Alice has died. New York City Psychic and Astrologer Joan Pancoe takes a look at what the planet Pluto is doing to our future. Mathias Bumbal joins Walter with reviews of Wicked and Gladiator Two. Selena and Steve’s Pumpkin Bread recipe has been a big hit. And you can still get a copy. Walter chats with radio personality and stand-up comedian Ed Tyll, who has a new book about his broadcast adventures. UFOlogist Dave Scott has a frightening ghost story. Walter reminisces fondly about the Florence Meat Market in New York City. And the Thanksgiving turkey for which you had to make an early reservation.

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• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

 

November 17, 2024

Walter says our grandparents were wrong about the greatness of Classic Rock. He cites a 1969 example from King Crimson. Walter remembers the late Florida talk show host Neil Rogers. Mathias Bumbal  in Hollywood has a review of Wicked, which is now a film. Brendan Carr is named chair of the Federal Communications Commission. Walter clarifies what is actually licensed and what is not by the FCC. Steven and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey have a new Pumpkin Bread recipe you can make. Walter visits with broadcaster and comedian Ed Tyll. Walter shares the hurdles Americans face if they want to move to a new country. Dave Scott talks about UFO hearings in Washington. Walter is dreading Thanksgiving with relatives this year because he will have to appear pleasant. In show biz news, Walter announces that Craig Melvin will take over for Hoda Kotb on NBC’s Today Show in January. And why that is not really big news anymore.

FEATURES WHICH YOU INSIST MUST BE PRESENTED

• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

November 3, 2024

Walter shares the latest on the tragic flooding in Valencia, Spain. And he wonders if governments in Spain and the United States have responded in a timely fashion. Mathias Bumbal in Hollywood reviews a new Clint Eastwood film, Juror #2. Steven and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey stop by for a visit. Walter says Halloween went well at his house. Lots of candy went out the door, and costumes were fun and unique. He also notes that parents accompany their children for safety. Walter says everything changed after the disappearance of Etan Patz in 1979. Walter gets some tips on what to look for in a day care facility with Debbie Bermudez. She is vice president of Imagine Early Learning Centers. Walter has a pleasant surprise when visiting the Christmas Story house in Cleveland.  Dave Scott says his location in the center of British Columbia is ripe with stories of ghosts, UFOs and Sasquatch.

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• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• DRIVE THRU BREW

October 27, 2024

Walter decides to spend quality time with family. So Peter Thiele guests hosts this week. Peter says his neighborhood is wild because of his neighbor’s enthusiasm for Halloween. Mathias Bumbal in Hollywood reviews the new movie Conclave. Steven and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey share a recipe for Reese’s Peanut Butter Brownies.  Peter says Trunk or Treat is not healthy for Chunky Cherubs. Peter has some thoughts about comedian Tony Hinchcliffe.  Peter wants to hear your food truck stories. Dave Scott says Mars may well have been inhabited at one time.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

October 20, 2024

Something you drink could make you sick. Walter explains. Mathias Bumbal in Hollywood reviews the new Christopher Reeve documentary from Warner Brothers and DC. Steven and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey want you to try a new Peanut Butter Pie recipe. Author Quentin Schultze has a new book out about Jean Shepherd, the author of A Christmas Story and renowned radio storyteller for years on WOR in New York. Dave Scott reports on Elon Musk, who is clamming up about his knowledge of UFOs.

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• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING

October 13, 2024

Talk host and comedian Ed Tyll joins Walter for an update on Central Florida following the hurricanes. Mathias Bumbal reviews Wolfs starring Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey talk about Ginger Snap cookies. And you can get the recipe. Walter says men used to think often about the Roman Empire, but now they think about Caitlin Clark. Walter has a fear of Home Depot. He says the United States builds ugly when new strip malls go up. Dave Scott is excited about the landing of the Space X rocket. How does Walter know he’s a loner?

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• DRIVE THRU BREW
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

October 6, 2024

Walter gets updates from North Carolina following the devastation of Hurricane Helene. And he would like to know your favorite conspiracy theories about official response to the storm. Mathias Bumbal in Hollywood reviews The Joker: Folie a Deux and White Bird. Mathias also shares some juicy gossip you may not have heard. Steven and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey offer you a recipe for Pumpkin Cream Cheese Crumb Cake. Walter shares his latest daughter troubles. He says Ozzie Osbourne is back on drugs.

FEATURES FOR DISCRIMINATING MIDNITE MISFITS:

• DRIVE THRU BREW
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

September 29, 2024

Walter is taking care of all family business, so Becky and Dan Gaffney are guest hosting the show. They rundown the damage from Hurricane Helene in North Carolina, and get a call from Karen Kay who lives in the devastated area. Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey check in with a tempting new soft cookie recipe, pumpkin and chocolate chip. You can get the recipe by emailing Waltersterling@gmail.com. Becky talks about her latest craft, water felting. And she has to remind Dan about the difference between crocheting and knitting. Dan admits the Gaffneys are a show business family. Becky offers a sure-fire way to get a Lego out of your kid’s nose.

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• A SMUTTY BOOK READING WITH THEA LANDEN
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

September 22, 2024

Walter explores the infamous Wing Bowl with Andy Bloom. Mathias Bumbal has a movie review. Steven and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey offer you an Apple Fritter recipe. Retired NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari offers his thoughts on security for Donald Trump. Walter tells you about the most psycho city in America. He shares the delights of a massive rest stop in the southeast. Dave Scott has updates on UFOs and Justin Bieber. Walter shares the horror of a fall ritual.

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• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING

September 15, 2024

Walter’s strict standards for going to lunch with you. Walter offers the best advice ever. Mathias Bumbal in Hollywood looks at the Emmys. Steve and Selena at the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey have a recipe for a Billionaire Bar, and you can get it. Walter defines coolness.  He warns about the existential threat to happiness. A listener offers a poem about Walter. Dave Scott has shocking UFO news about Dick Cheney. Walter is trolled on his Facebook Hometown Page. And he takes aim at pain management clinics.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

September 8, 2024

Walter offers tips for your kids heading to college. He shares his memories of Michelle at Syracuse University, and the excitement of their friendship. Steve and Selena join Walter from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Walter will send you the bakery’s recipe for Magic Bars. Mathias Bumbal in Hollywood reviews the new Beetlejuice movie. Ancient Aliens and Treasure of Oak Island voice artist Robert Clotworthy joins Walter. Dave Scott drops by to offer UFOlogy updates. Walter offers a solemn remembrance of 9-11. He was living in New York when the planes hit.

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• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• RETURN OF THE DRIVE-THRU BREW
• FLORIDA STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

September 1, 2024

Walter talks about his happy place, his “Fish Tank”, and what that means. He welcomes Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. You can get their Minature Cheesecake recipe by emailing a request to waltermsterling@gmail.com. Mathias Bumbal in Hollywood has a movie review. Walter tackles the “horror show of tipping.” Dave Scott has a look at what’s trending in outer space.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

August 25, 2024

Walter welcomes Sterling Every Damn Night contributor Peter Thiele to the show. Peter reveals he is trying to meet women by handing out free Gouda cheese. Walter is missing his wife, who is taking their daughters back to college. Steve and Selena join Walter from JB Bakery. Mathias Bumbal has a movie review. Randy West in Hollywood says there is scandal on the set of Jeopardy. Walter has an interesting theory about America and the old prime time soap opera Dynasty. Dave Scott has news about USOs. Aviva Vegas returns with exciting stories about her life.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• THEA LANDEN WITH A SMUTTY BOOK READING
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

August 18, 2024

While Walter winds down his quality time with in-laws, Becky and Dan Gaffney co-host Sterling Every Damn Night.  Becky and Dan are regular contributors to the show, with a 150- year- old house and eight kids. On this Sunday evening, they debate root canals vs. tooth extraction. Becky has a disturbing new obsession. The Gaffneys inadvertently allowed underage drinking in their home. Dan touts the Super Blue Moon, and invites you to Guess The Song.  Choose Your News. Perils of looking for one product and ending up buying the wrong item. And you on the toll-free.

August 11, 2024

While Walter enjoys some quality time with in-laws at a beach house, Gary R’Nell guest hosts the show. Gary takes your calls about the effectiveness of spanking, consumption of media, divisiveness in the United States, and a case of road rage. Producer Sean shares his experience of taking his daughter to Disney World. And of course, you on the toll-free.

August 6, 2024

On the Sterling Every Damn Night Show, Walter reflects on our “spouses at work,” our work wives or work husbands. How do we handle that?

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August 4, 2024

Walter shares the story of a man who makes his own soap…with a twist. He explains how to properly operate a radio station. Walter is getting ready to go on vacation, and asked James Copeland to guest host. James had to turn Walter down, because of big doings in Kansas. Steve and Selena from JB Bakery have a tasty new recipe to share. Walter wants to know what really annoyed you this weekend. Matias Bumbal has a movie review from Hollywood. Aviva in Vegas is back from Los Angeles with exciting news about sex clubs.

MANDATORY FEATURES:

• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

 

July 28, 2024

Walter explains why he features weather on his show. He offers thoughts on the Olympic announcer who was taken off the air after a “sexist” remark. Matias Bunbal reviews the new Marvel movie. Steve and Selena from JB Bakery have a wonderful new recipe to share with you. Walter shares memories of his time in Florida, and the NBC retreat which he thought would end his career. Dave Scott has news from the world of UFOs. Walter is having trouble finding a substitute host for his show while he goes on vacation.

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• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

 

July 21, 2024

This is a show that is chock full of goodness! Walter speaks with Stu, a farmer who lives in a rural area near Cincinnati, Ohio. Learn more about corn and soybeans. Walter feels defrauded by the people who kept the condition of President Biden a secret. James Copeland checks in from Coffeyville, Kansas for an update. Walter shares the worst thing a mother can say to a daughter. Matias Bombal has a movie review from Hollywood. Dave Scott shares all things extraterrestrial. The producer of those great Oldies specials on PBS, T.J. Lubinsky has a great story about Little Richard. Exotic Male Entertainer Donald Trunk calls in. Walter talks about the risks of withdrawing too late. Aviva Vegas talks about her recent Los Angeles trip. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

July 14, 2024

Walter never believed he would talk about the attempted assassination of a candidate for President of the United States on his show. But he does on this episode. And he is absolutely appalled by the reaction of many on social media who are sorry that the attempt did not succeed. People from around the country call in to offer their thoughts. In other segments, Walter remembers Dr. Ruth Westheimer who died last week. Walter was an NBC Radio executive who put Dr. Ruth on WYNY in New York. This was a radio first. He also talks about Richard Simmons, who also died last week. He has an amazing story about how Richard became who he was. Dave Scott talks all things UFO. Aviva Vegas checks in, and talks about the phenomenon known as Hawt Tuah.

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• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• A SMUTTY BOOK READING BY THEA LANDEN

July 7, 2024

Walter shines a spotlight on spending a vacation with another family in the same house, and what a horrible idea it is. He wants to know if you are a member of Team Debbie or Team Tiffany. Walter shares his rules for mowing the lawn. Time for another edition of Toll Road News. James Copeland checks in live from the Kansas Turnpike. Steve and Selena from  JB Bakery share a blueberry muffin recipe that you can get. What is the Summer Song? Walter explains his quest for excellence.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

June 30, 2024

Walter celebrates the end of Pride Month. Steven and Selena from the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey talk about tasty goodies. What does Star Trek have in common with last week’s presidential debate? Walter asks how the kids of famous people can be so selfish by changing their last names. He surveys the hottest Summer Songs of 2024. Walter tells some great stories about his years in broadcasting, and singles out Leonard Goldenson of ABC for special kudos.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• THEA LANDEN WITH A SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

June 23, 2024

Walter welcomes Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey with more tasty recipes. A bizarre story from a McDonald’s where an employee shot at customers following a disturbance. Kim Komando joins Walter for technology talk made simple for the rest of us. Walter is getting tired of these pop up internet ads on ways to cleanse your pancreas. The aftermath of Justin Timberlake’s drunk driving arrest. Bill Belichick has a new girlfriend. She is 48 years younger than him. Aviva Vegas brings us up to speed on the newest internet sensation.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• LIFE WITH THE GAFFNEYS
• BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

June 20, 2024

Walter chats with attorney Catherine Michael. She specializes in education, and talks about what parents can do to get hot schools air conditioned. Walter comments on the strange case of Sherri Papini, who faked her own kidnapping. He offers some suggestions about what Philadelphia needs regarding law enforcement. Walter tackles the thorny issue of Mother’s Day gifts. Dave Scott is going to camp in a haunted forest. Walter wonders about Joe Alwyn, Taylor Swift’s former boyfriend. Vic Ferrari has a true NYPD police story. Velo Houle has Strippers on the Loose, and Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

June 19, 2024

Walter recalls his grandmother, a legal immigrant from Germany who came to the U.S. as a girl. He says she embraced being an American. There’s a Heat Emergency in Philadelphia. Walter says anyone who doesn’t use air conditioning is a mutant. He has ideas about a fantasy bride, and says Jennifer Lopez took a trip to escape divorce rumors. Walter commends the State of Pennsylvania for instituting a moment of silence for all schools on 9-11. Dave Scott has a beef with “UFO grifters.” Vic Ferrari has a true police story. Velo Houle has People of Walmart and Strippers on the Loose. Viva Vegas has a saucy update on Nude Sushi bars. Walter asks “how long is a permanent record from school.”

June 17, 2024

Walter approves of a proposal cracking down on rowdy kids in Margate. He says the idea is to charge the parents along with the kids. Margate was also the scene of a disturbance involving members of the football Kelce family.  Walter wants to know how to get out of a reunion with his wife’s family. One Pennsylvania town wants to ban gasoline powered lawn blowers. Only electric blowers would be allowed. There is push back from landscapers and some residents. Walter just wants the noise from lawn blowers at 5 a.m. to end. He passes along some tidbits about vacuum cleaners and cake mixes. Dave Scott joins Walter to discuss secret societies. Velo Houle has updates on Walmart and strippers. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

June 16, 2024

Walter wants to know if you have a secret list of songs you love. He features Dad Jokes for Father’s Day. Walter lovingly shares the story of one Dad who was actually three Dads. Why won’t people turn on the air conditioning when it is so bloomin’ hot? Steven from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey shares a cookie recipe that you can get. Walter wonders why people ride bicycles after the age of 21. He shares the most terrifying sound for parents. And the secret of Jessica Alba’s marriage.

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• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING.
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORY
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

June 14, 2024

Walter takes an in-depth look at dating over the age of 35. He points out some stumbling blocks and asks for your advice. He urges support for the Broadcasters Foundation of America, which provides help for people in broadcasting who have suffered catastrophic events in their lives. Walter has some thoughts about tipping. Matias Bombal reports live from Hollywood. Walter shares the agony of staying with people who refuse to turn on their air conditioning when the heat is brutal. Dave Scott surprises us with reports of two alien crashes in Roswell, New Mexico. Stone Harbor is an area where Taylor Swift grew up. A museum there now has an exhibit of her history there. Walter wonders what should be included in a Walter M. Sterling exhibit. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

June 13, 2024

Labor drama near the WPHT studios as police move in and arrest a protest picket at the nearby Aramark facility. The employees stopped work in an effort to get a new contract. Walter encourages you to attend Dom Giordano Day at Mulligan’s Shore Bar in Wildwood, New Jersey. Walter has been listening to KYW Newsradio this week, and is very impressed with what he is hearing. He gives a shout-out to folks living near Lincoln Drive in Philadelphia. They are taking matters into their own hands to slow down traffic in that neighborhood. Walter describes the horror he experienced when visiting the Spotify headquarters. Former NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari checks in with a crime story. Dave Scott shares a terrifying tale in which he was overtaken by a demonic spirit. Velo Houle has a People of Walmart update. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

June 10, 2024

Walter offers some tips for great Power Point presentations. He talks about the worst weddings he ever attended. Walter fondly recalls the times he is in his own form of heaven. He remembers how great it used to be when traveling by air, and adds that airlines are now considering a proposal to no longer serve alcohol on flights. Walter is perplexed by his daughters and their choices for entertainment. Vic Ferrari has a true NYPD story. Thea Landen reads an excerpt from a smutty book. Velo Houle has news about the People of Walmart.

June 9, 2024

Walter and you are fascinated by quicksand. 1210 WPHT Talk Host Matt Rooney joins Walter, who explains how Matt can improve his show. And Walter asks Matt to promote Sterling Every Night on his show, which precedes Walter’s. Keith Fons shares news about a 1,000 foot ice wall in the North Pole. Walter has theories about why regular TV is dying. He shares a wedding horror story, and the best and worst radio remotes. Walter laments that there are no diners 50 miles west of Philadelphia. Dave Scott updates us on outer space news. And Walter describes his version of paradise.

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• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

June 5, 2024

Walter decides to play all of his sound pieces in sequence, and then explains what each one is about. He offers advice to clothing retailers about how they can bring customers back to the stores. Walter offers a guaranteed tip for upgrading to first class on a flight. He is being forced to go to a reunion of his mother-in-law’s family, and he is filled with dread. Walter believes that neck tatoos should be illegal, and explains why. Velo Houle has People of Walmart and Strippers on the Loose reports. Dave Scott talks about “jump rooms.” Thea Landen has a smutty book reading. Walter is attending a Long Island gathering of talk hosts Thursday and Friday. Connie Willis, who often fills in on AM Coast to Coast, will guest host Thursday night. She joins Walter for a chat. Dan and Becky Gaffney will host Friday night.

June 4, 2024

Walter has a weird experience with computer talk host Kim Komando’s staff. Andy Kim wins the New Jersey Senate Democratic primary. Who is your gay crush? Walter finds a pizza cutter worth over $1,000 for Father’s Day. He shares Walmart stories. Walter reports Toll Road News. He wonders when the Melody Diner will reopen. Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey discuss Pride Month treats. Walter says Philadelphia is known as the Best Radio City, and explains why. He offers tips on getting out of jury duty. Dave Scott believes there have been secret missions to the moon. Walter explains what dads really want for Father’s Day, and wants to host Midnight Misfit Dads for lunch. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

June 3, 2024

Sterling Every Night continues its celebration of Pride Month. Walter is upset about SEPTA increasing parking rates at the regional rail stations. Walter explains his bad reaction to the COVID vaccine. He also talks about how he developed Parkinson Disease symptoms, and how he got over the affliction. Walter is concerned about attending a family reunion in July, and wants advice on what to do. Who is your celebrity gay crush? Dave Scott talks about landing on the moon, and theories about why we have not been back. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

June 2, 2024

Walter says it’s time to get rid of “them.” And we all know who they are. Walter plays songs from the O’Jays and the Marvelettes, and threatens to do a Motown Monday if no one calls the show. He celebrates Pride Month. Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey share some tasty recipes. Walter says investigators who have Rudy Giuliani in their sights want to talk with John Catsimatidis. He owns WABC Radio in New York City, and used to employ Giuliani as a talk host. Walter says Jennifer Lopez is a pain, and cites some examples. Dave Scott says the Japanese government has developed an interest in UFOs. Kendall Aviva in Vegas has news from the fetish world. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading.

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• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

May 31, 2024

Sterling Every Night looks at the threat of Tik Tok to America. Walter says congressional hearings are underway to investigate this threat. Walter says one danger could be the many ads for homemade medical remedies which claim to cure diabetes. Walter asks if there will be violence at the Jersey Shore this summer. 1210 WPHT Host Gary R’Nell joins Walter to plug his weekend show. Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey share more great recipes. Mattias has a movie review. Dave Scott has updates on interest in the science of UFOs in the United Kingdom. Walter wants to have a Fathers Day lunch with four Midnight Misfits at a Philadelphia Chinese restaurant. Kendall Aviva in Vegas has more erotic news.

May 30, 2024

A supernatural Sterling Every Night with a visit from beyond the grave with Rush Limbaugh. Walter takes calls from listeners around the region about the verdict against Donald Trump in New York. He wants to know how they feel about the verdict. He says he doesn’t feel safe after the trial, and explains why. Walter says fathers never get what they really want on Father’s Day. He says bullies have a new name.  Dave Scott has an update on unidentified anomalous phenomenon. (UFOs) Retired NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari has a true police story.

May 29, 2024

Walter has problems with his daughters who are now home from college. Steve and Selena drop by from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Walter remembers the Poconos resorts. Dr. Noah St. John shares some tips on how to become rich. Do guys get what they really want on Father’s Day? Dave Scott says some historic UFO files are going on line. Kendall Aviva in Vegas shares fetish news. Detective Vic Ferrari has another true NYPD story.

May 28, 2024

Walter has some beefs on this edition of Sterling Every Night. He is upset with Governor Murphy of New Jersey for not approving a $50 fine for intoxicated teens. This follows a big disturbance on the boardwalk in Ocean City.  Walter supports the police, and says that they need the tools to do their jobs. A new documentary looks at unpleasantness at Nickelodeon on some of the kids shows. Walter takes on highways in Pennsylvania and New Jersey that still charge tolls. He talks about a summer movie that changed his life. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading. Kendall Aviva in Vegas has another fetish report. Dave Scott reports on a Galactic Gathering.

May 26, 2024

Find out three things of which Walter is tired. He is not allowed to have special scents in the laundry room. A visit with Steve and Selena from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Great news for northeastern U.S. commuters about I-95. Justin Kutcher and Mila Kunis grab the attention at a women’s basketball game featuring Caitlin Clark and the Indiana Fever. How does Walter prevent the hamburgers he is preparing from falling into the grill? Dave Scott explains Flat Earthers. Kendall Aviva has a fetish update from Vegas.

FEATURES DEMANDED BY THE MASSES:

• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

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May 19, 2024

On Sunday’s Sterling Every Night, Walter wants to know why WNBA players don’t have breasts.  He receives a message from beyond the grave with Rush Limbaugh. Walter encourages network listeners around the country to hound local radio station program directors to pick up Sterling Every Night through the week. He talks about ways to cut school gym to escape the taunts and torments of jock bullies who are really good at climbing ropes. And how many of you were forced to swim naked at school? Dave Scott talks about a recent conference on the paranormal at the Vatican.

FEATURES APPROVED BY MIDNIGHT MISFITS:

• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS

May 13, 2024

This is a Red Letter Day for Philadelphia! Sterling Every Night premieres on 1210 WPHT. After years of effort, Walter M. Sterling is now on Monday through Friday, in addition to his Sunday night show. Walter welcomes guests Gary R’Nell, Steven and Selena from the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Walter wonders what has happened to all-night diners. He is very excited about the Mr. Softee app. Kendall Aviva is in Las Vegas talking about fetishes. Thea Landen has a smutty book reading. Velo Houle looks back fondly at a Philadelphia strip club which has closed.

May 12, 2024

Sterling on Sunday welcomes Dan and Becky Gaffney as guest hosts! Enjoy the discussion about the Northern Lights, Mother’s Day, and the fascinating origins of the Dan Gaffney story!  Becky is annoyed by Dan playing Wordle.  And why are the Gaffneys ignored when they see fellow church members  at Walmart?

FEATURES NO ONE ELSE CAN PROVIDE:

• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

May 5, 2024

Walter has some thoughts about why the Gap is nearly broken.  Mothers…what do you want for Mother’s Day? Walter says Juno is a New Jersey boy’s dream come true, and explains why. Steve and Selena join Walter from the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Steve’s chocolate chip cookie recipe is a hot item. Now, Walter is offering you a copy of Steve’s recipe for Strawberry Short Cake. Keith Fons in North Pole, Alaska wants to serve you Mooseburgers. Walter’s daughter Meredith shares a live report on pro-Palestinian protests at SUNY-Purchase. Dave Scott attended a Sasquatch convention, and has details for us. Walter shares his experience with human resources at NBC. He still hates toll roads.

FEATURES AVAILABLE ONLY IN THE FREE WORLD:

• SMUTTY BOOK AUTHOR THEA LANDEN
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

 

April 28, 2024

Walter wants to hear from people who experienced those massive tornadoes in the nation’s mid-section. He wants to know why you hate Anne Hathaway. Steve and Selena at the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey have a huge hit with their Passover Pastries. Steve will share his chocolate chip cookie recipe and Walter will email you a copy. Walter teases us with the possibility of going on five nights a week with Sterling on Sunday. He wants to know what you think should change if the show runs every night. Walter tells us about an astonishing bar, and a different kind of conference. He talks about what kind of panties are the healthiest to wear.

FEATURES FOR WHICH YOU WOULD RATHER FIGHT THAN SWITCH:

• AVIVA IN LAS VEGAS
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• THEA LANDEN’S SMUTTY BOOK READING
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

April 21, 2024

Congratulations to the Sterling’s on their 23rd wedding anniversary. Walter shares the worst advice he ever received about marriage. And he explains how he stays clear of difficult marriage situations. Steve and Selena from Burlington, New Jersey’s famous JB Bakery have tasty Passover treats. Walter reminisces about his worst ever high school date and his multi-color Dodge Dart. It had a special feature underneath the dashboard. Win some well-worn socks from Aviva in Las Vegas! Dave Scott has breaking UFO news. Walter says Tik Tok is going nowhere. Alan Furst has an update on a town which wants to change the clock.

FEATURES REQUIRED BY LAW TO AIR:

• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• A SMUTTY BOOK READING FROM AUTHOR THEA LANDEN
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

April 7, 2024

Walter hears the language of HR (human resources) when he talks to people from the bureaucracy. He heard that language when county children’s services visited the Sterling household to talk about his youngest daughter’s absences from school. Walter explains the challenges his youngest daughter faces and how it has been resolved. Attorney Catherine Michael joins the show and offers advice for children with special needs and their families. Selena and Steve share their special eclipse treats from JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Hollywood’s modern-day Zelig Randy West was on the set for Pat Sajak’s last taping of Jeopardy, and shares his insider’s view. Political Writer Dr. Jerome Corsi tells Walter about a new book Corsi has written on the Kennedy Assassination. Kendall Tobe returns to share her experiences in the world of sexual fetishes. UFO Expert Dave Scott talks about the solar eclipse. Walter has a rough time operating his “steam-powered computer” He admits actually watching the women’s college basketball game between Iowa and South Carolina because he loves Caitlin Clark’s performance on the hardwood.

FEATURES NO ONE ELSE HAS:

• THEA LANDEN SHARES A PASSAGE FROM HER LATEST SMUTTY BOOK
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

March 31, 2024

Happy Easter from Sterling on Sunday. Walter is in recovery after spending Easter with his in-laws and his sister-in-law. He says it was not pleasant. Walter has a great discussion with Father Jim Drucker, “The Rock ‘n Roll Priest.” Walter continues to despise toll roads. He says radio salesmen have a tough job, trying to sell air. He says it is better when they try to sell shows. Walter falls for a scam. Keith Fons joins the show for a look at Easter in North Pole, Alaska. Walter sends love to pioneering talk show host Sally Jessy Raphael. Kendall Tobe in Las Vegas updates us on foot and toe fetishes. Walter shares an update on his youngest daughter and school. Dave Scott offers an opinion on whether or not the moon is hollow. Walter admits his love for the reality TV show Storage Wars.

FEATURES FOR WHICH THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE:

• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD CRIME STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE.
• LESBIANS IN SPACE

March 24, 2024

Walter chats with Sterling On Sunday Contributor James Copeland about the big Kansas Farm Fair. James’ station KGGF, The Mighty 690, was the fair sponsor. We learn that 1210 WPHT Talk Host Gary R’Nell still doesn’t have a pass to the building. Walter learns about foot fetishes from Kendall Tobe. For some reason, Walter has been banished from radio trade publication Morning Mouth. Walter shares some disturbing news about Nickelodeon. He talks about how tough it can be to move to a new country like Eritrea and Kenya. Dave Scott tells us about UFOlogists who have gone rogue.

REQUIRED WEEKLY FEATURES:

• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD POLICE STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHERN ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

March 17, 2024

Walter admits he was always terrified of spring break. He exposes the secret of the MTV Spring Break program. Walter takes his daughter back to Syracuse University on I-90. He says that interstate is a Mad Max Thunderbolt Road, and explains why. Walter welcomes Mark Simone of 710 WOR to Sterling on Sunday. Walter says there is no greater hell than the St. Patrick’s Day Parade on Fifth Avenue in New York City. Kendall Tobe checks in with St. Patrick’s Day news from Las Vegas. Dave Scott from Spaced Out Radio talks about some new signals beamed from Earth and why they are so unique. Thea Landen reads an erotic passage from one of her “smutty books.” Walter says three things are annoying him right now.

REGULAR FEATURES YOU ADORE:

• • VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
  • THE USUAL EDITION
  • LESBIANS IN SPACE
  • PEOPLE OF WALMART
  • FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
  • STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
  • THREE GOOD MINUTES WITH MICHELLE ALVAREZ

March 10, 2024

Walter says the Federal Communications Commission exists to frustrate broadcasters. And there is a button on the website which you can click to file a complaint. But he says the Federal Aviation Administration exists to encourage flying. There is no button to click on its website to complain about losing your luggage or screaming kids. Walter offers Academy Awards updates.  He shares the bizarre story of a missing woman found in a storage container. He shares his  frustrations about dealing with Google Sheets. And he shares the single biggest tip for winning  in job interviews. Tonight’s show is dedicated to Gary Chaplain at KMOX, who shares it with John Roman  who wrote a critical email about Sterling on Sunday. Walter explains why we mistrust the media. He speaks with Dov, a bus driver in Tel Aviv, who shares the horror of war in Israel. Dave Scott has thoughts about the latest denial of UFOs by the government. Alan Furst of KMBZ has a story about a guy who was declared dead, but was not. Kendall Tobe in Las Vegas has hard questions for Walter.

FEATURES MOST REQUESTED BY YOU:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRRI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

March 3, 2024

Walter says he is not a “Baby Daddy.” He discusses the latest problems with his daughter’s school and how he finally resolves those problems. He also updates us on his bank declaring him dead and closing his account. In both cases, Walter says he is dealing with “creeping amoebas.”  He wonders what would prompt a person to steal a 200 foot radio tower and divert a river.  Walter says successful businesses are not created by nice people. Kendall Tobe shares the pain of trying to get a new drivers license. UFO Expert Dave Scott spotlights remote viewing of the dark side of the moon. Walter asks who controls the marriage. And he has found the perfect housing for Midnight Misfits.

FEATURES CRAVED BY THE MASSES:

• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

February 25, 2024

Welcome to the Taylor Edition of Sterling on Sunday. Walter talks with Kendall Tobe in Las Vegas about the various Taylor Swift conspiracy theories going around. Walter shares the trauma of shopping at a Big and Tall Store. A shout-out to James Copeland for over three million views of his Watusi video on You Tube. James is a contributor to Sterling on Sunday. The secret of Gordon Ramsey’s success at his restaurants. Keith Fons in Alaska says he keeps his house at 77 degrees. Randy West in Hollywood talks about the power of “The Nanny” Fran Drescher in settling the SAG-AFTRA strike. UFO Expert Dave Scott talks about a new landing on the moon. Walter gives a shout-out to Sterling on Sunday affiliate KDKA in Pittsburgh and her news interns. Walter needs your advice on a school issue involving his youngest daughter.

FEATURES REQUESTED BY YOU:

• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

February 18, 2024

Walter explains why no man wants to live in the suburbs. He adds that once a man is engaged to be married, his life is over. Walter explains “The Law of 200.” Financial expert Jared Dillian says no one should worry about money. Alaska’s own Keith Fons explains why there is a special Go-Fund-Me page set up for a family in his community. Following the multi-million dollar verdict against Donald Trump, will you as a professional driver refuse to take loads into New York City as a protest? The financial editor of New York magazine lost $50,000 in a scam. Walter explains how that could happen. Kendall Tobe reports on her experience using Facebook Marketplace. Dave Scott is back to talk UFOs. Walter wants to know why Dionne Warwick, Barry Manilow, and The Association are not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

FEATURES DEMANDED BY THE AUDIENCE:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

February 11, 2024

Walter has Kazoo News. Michael Harrison stops by to talk about World Radio Day. Walter explains why he took Football Physics at Syracuse University. Keith Fons checks in from North Pole, Alaska and author Thea Landen has an erotic reading from her new book. Kendall Tobe checks in from Las Vegas and updates us on the post-Super Bowl celebrations. Walter wants to know how your football bet turned out. UFO Expert Dave Scott drops by. Walter is banned from Zoom calls with his daughter’s school. And why is Dionne Warwick not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

RETURNING FEATURES:

• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART

February 4, 2024

Breaking news from Walter: a rapper wins three Grammys Sunday night and is then taken into custody by police. Walter explains why he enjoys Tik Tok. Our friend James Copeland in Kansas joins us for a conversation. Mitchell Mack from Collette Travel answers Walter’s questions about our trip to the South of France next October. Dave Scott discusses all things UFO.  Kendall Tobe joins us with a live report from Las Vegas. Walter does not want to be part of the 5 a.m. Club.

FEATURES PREFERRED BY OUR LISTENER:

• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• THREE GOOD MINUTES WITH JOE DITTMAR FROM IBM

January 28, 2024

Walter reveals how decisions are made in radio, and how to get the baby to go to sleep. Broadcaster Jack Kelly lived in the South of France. He shares why people will love it when they go there next October with Walter. Keith Fons offers some cold weather tips from Alaska. Walter believes businesses should allow the sale of Girl Scout Cookies during business hours. Radio Personality Kendall Tobe has a live report from Las Vegas. UFO Expert Dave Scott has some thoughts about how the Pyramids were built. Walter says people who talk about moving from the United States to Canada have no idea how tough it is.

FEATURES UPON WHICH YOU INSIST:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• USUAL EDITION
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• THREE GOOD MINUTES WITH MARK ECKHARDT

January 21, 2024

Walter explores how the family can mess things up when one of the brothers is dating the most powerful woman in the world. Keith Fons checks in from Alaska to give us some tips on dealing with the  extremely cold weather. Walter wants to know if you have things in your life that are more important than Ron DeSantis dropping out of the Republican presidential primaries. Every computer printer is junk. Howard Stern is  70 years old. Kendall Tobe is now working in Las Vegas. UFO Expert Dave Scott has some thoughts on going to the moon.

FEATURES DEMANDED BY THE MASSES:

• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FOUR GOOD MINUTES WITH AUTUMN CAVINESS FROM BIG FUTURE’S REAL TALK

January 14, 2024

Newly-named program director of WHO, Des Moines Peter Thiel offers an update on the Iowa Caucus.  Walter asks listener advice on two subjects: How does he get his youngest daughter to go to school? And what needs to happen for an industry associate to return Walter’s emails and phone calls? Gerald McLaughlin has some theories about deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Walter wants Keith Fons to give a more complete description of Santa’s Workshop in North Pole, Alaska. UFO Expert Dave Scott has some thoughts about recently discovered “alien” bodies.

FEATURES DEMANDED BY YOU:

• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• FOUR GOOD MINUTES: DR. AUTUMN CAVINESS AND RAJ DATTA

January 7, 2024

Walter reviews the Golden Globe Awards. He fondly remembers a “New York City breakfast.” Walter continues his crusade against toll roads. He is grateful to you for listening to his shows on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve. Walter wants your advice on ways to encourage his youngest daughter to go to school. He offers a new baking idea to Steve and Selena at the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Walter talks UFOs with Dave Scott.

FEATURES NECESSARY TO KICK OFF THE NEW YEAR:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS

December 31, 2023

Welcome the New Year with Walter M. Sterling! Walter pulls out all the stops for his New Year’s Eve show. He shares his resolutions. Walter explains why no sane New Yorker will be near Times Square on New Year’s Eve. Walter has some advice for Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show. He explains why he passed up a glorious New Year’s Eve in Rome with the very lovely Dominique. Walter says you can remake yourself in the New Year. He cites a New York disc jockey who did just that.

NEW YEAR’S FEATURES YOU NEED:

• LESBIANS IN SPACE “ON THE SEVENS”
• THE DRIVE-THRU BREW
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FLORIDA STORIES
• THE USUAL EDITION

December 24, 2023

Merry Christmas from Sterling on Sunday! Walter shares his thoughts about team players, and how managers deal with a lone wolf. Keith Fons joins Walter from North Pole, Alaska. Keith talks about police citations he has received for his Christmas spirit. Gary R’Nel stops by to explain why Jewish people do not have Christmas trees. Walter shares a story about working in radio on Christmas Day. Walter laments airlines cutting back on upgrades, and offers tips on how to handle Christmas with family. He remembers legendary Christmas Story author Jean Shepherd, and fondly recalls the great aroma that radio stations used to have.

FEATURES WHICH CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS:

• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• HOW RANDY WEST SPENDS CHRISTMAS
• SALVATION ARMY COMMANDER KENNETH HODDER
• CHARLIE VAN SANT’S CHEESEBALL CHRISTMAS

December 17, 2023

Becky and Dan Gaffney fill in for Walter this week, and they have plenty on their minds. Becky and Dan are doing the show from their living room, not their laundry room, in Delaware. They are very disturbed by the trend of mandatory tipping. They are also concerned about stores “rounding up” for a charitable donation at check-out. Dan lists his five favorite “non-Christian” Christmas songs. Keith Fons updates us on the week before Christmas in North Pole, Alaska. How do you feel about working past the age of 65? Listeners chime in. Becky and Dan are concerned about the Tesla recall. And what you need to know about energy drinks.

FEATURES WHICH ADD MYRTH TO THIS HOLIDAY SEASON:

• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

December 10, 2023

Walter visits with the operators of JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Time to talk about Christmas treats. Walter says we all have bullies in our lives, and he talks about the biggest bullies of all. Walter is frustrated that he is still forced to use a PC, when he really needs his MAC. Keith Fons says activity is at a fever pitch in North Pole, Alaska!  Time for an extraterrestrial update from Dave Scott.  Walter calls his U.S. Senator with interesting results. He explains why media companies always have layoffs at Christmas, and offers tips for handling them. Shannon Hill joins Walter for a look at Medicare and Medicaid. He says the first successful TV talk host was a woman, before Steve Allen. Walter needs a new aortic valve, so Dan and Becky Gaffney will host next week’s show while Walter recovers.

YOU WILL BE UPSET IF THESE FEATURES ARE NOT ON:

• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

December 3, 2023

Walter introduces a new feature, Kazoo News. Walter shares deep thoughts on attending the company Christmas party, when to get your Christmas tree, and how to make the best scrambled eggs ever. He explains why you should not use tough love on your troubled child. Broadcaster John Leslie shares his experience as the first American reporter in the Soviet Union during glasnost. Dave Scott shares his thoughts on shutting down the U.S. UFO investigation. Walter explains why people get fired at Christmastime. Salvation Army National Commander Kenneth Hodder joins Walter for Four Good Minutes.

FEATURES BACK BY UNANIMOUS CONSENT:

• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

November 26, 2023

Walter spends a very interesting hour with guest Jay Weidner. He is the creator of a new look at the assassination of President John F. Kennedy 60 years ago. You will hear a theory you have never heard before. JFK-X is streaming now on Amazon Prime Video. Walter introduces himself to new listeners just tuning in. He is still thinking about his middle daughter Meredith’s new tattoo. We wish his oldest daughter Dorothy a happy 21st birthday. Rock and Roll TV producer T.J. Lubinsky shares information about his newest show on PBS…a special look at singers Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme. Walter shares his suffering during this year’s Thanksgiving with relatives. UFO Expert Dave Scott offers his thoughts on everything extra-terrestrial.  Walter wants you to join him in the South of France next October.

FEATURES UPON WHICH YOU INSIST:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

November 19, 2023

Sterling on Sunday wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving. Walter offers advice on how to handle those upcoming holiday parties. He needs advice on how to convince his daughter Meredith NOT to get a second tattoo. Keith Fons joins Walter from North Pole, Alaska. Walter shares the story of how a sofa box saved Thanksgiving at his radio station. Dr. Christopher Macklin shares tips on how to reduce holiday stress. Dave Scott has some thoughts on those black triangles in space. Chef Rich Rupp from the Vollrath Company talks about a new way to keep restaurant salad bars sanitary. Dr. Nazlie Latefi of Applied Biological Laboratories shares ways to protect your respiratory system during cold and flu season. Alan Furst remembers the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Walter wants you to join him and other Midnight Misfits for a journey to the South of France next October.

FEATURES DEMANDED BY YOU:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

November 12, 2023

Walter needs your advice on a problem involving his daughter Meredith. He offers two tips for effective public speaking. He explains why a radio station can lose its license much easier today, and offers a comparison to an event from the past…The Story of Humble Harve. Our friend Gary R’Nel was preempted from his Saturday afternoon show because of college football. Walter gives Gary some time to discuss his prepared topics so they don’t go to waste. Walter explains a state of emergency in Iceland. Keith Fons joins the show from North Pole, Alaska. Lawyer and psychic Michelle Welch explains how to spot a crazy person on a date. UFO Expert Dave Scott offers his perspective about life beyond earth. Walter shares a new theory about the JFK assassination. He talks about his two heroes. And you on the toll-free!

THE FEATURES YOU WILL NOT FOREGO:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS.
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE.

November 5, 2023

Walter says a baked potato can control your blood sugar. And you can make it taste like a baked potato at a steakhouse! Walter’s daughter Meredith updates us on her special problem at SUNY Purchase. He says the adventures with his bank continue. Keith Fons checks in from Alaska. Michelle Welch recommends crystals to help deal with life. UFOlogist Dave Scott talks about black triangles. Walter wants you to join him in the South of France next October!

RETURNING FEATURES YOU REQUIRE:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARRI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE.

October 29, 2023

Walter is joined by his daughter Meredith and her roommate at SUNY Purchase. They have a problem that is getting worse, and they need a solution. Walter asks the listener for advice. Walter is joined by Keith Fons in Alaska and UFO expert Dave Scott. Do you have a hero? Walter shares information about his.  He explains how to avoid crazy ladies in your dating life. Four Good Minutes with Chris Sarabia, who shares information about community gardens. Another segment of Four Good Minutes with Dr. Andrew Elkwood who shares information about breast reconstructive surgery.

FEATURES BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND:

• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

October 22, 2023

Walter says he likes Rom-Coms. He wonders about Trunk and Treat. Gary R’Nel and Keith Fons discuss the pros and cons of wearing religious symbols in these volatile times. Join Walter for a trip to the south of France. He explains how you can join him! Walter shares an incredible Wal Mart experience. He asks “what is the first thing you remember?” UFO expert Dave Scott talks about that big radio signal which recently arrived on Earth. Walter shares his frustration with an Individualized Education Program (IEP) meeting for his youngest daughter. Walter spends Four Good Minutes with Lorraine Martin of the National Safety Council.

FEATURES UPON WHICH YOU INSIST:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

October 15, 2023

Walter explains why he does a weather forecast on a national show. He says new ideas are hard to get on radio. Walter is amazed at why students are protesting at universities, and he describes full time work. On the massacre in Israel, Walter says there is only one side. Philadelphia talk show host Gary R’Nel joins him for a discussion. Walter says mice want what we want. He prefers oceans to lakes, and he wants to return to the south of France. UFO Expert Dave Scott has news from outer space. Walter says there is a hot trend in his hometown of Maplewood, New Jersey. He describes his Happy Sunday.

FEATURES LOVED BY ALL:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

October 8, 2023

Walter does his show from the Audacy radio studios in New York City. His special guest is Dorothy Sterling, his daughter who is a media major at Syracuse University. They discuss the pros and cons of Taylor Swift. Dorothy shares her experience with a bank which closed her dad’s account without warning. Erotic author Thea Landen joins Walter. Retired NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari offers his thoughts to Walter about crime in New York City. Keith Fons is on the line from Alaska, as is UFO Expert Dave Scott. And you on the toll-free!

FEATURES YOU LIVE FOR:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• THE ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

October 1, 2023

Walter welcomes you to Real Radio, where the host discusses topics that interest you…and not the political class. Walter explains how cell phone calls end, as opposed to the way we used to end a landline call. Walter feels that kids spending time in school on their cellphones is a good thing. Guess the Mystery Voice! He talks about the horror of the corn maze and the pumpkin patch. Walter highlights the strength of introverts, and why he can never be a team player. Walter believes California Governor Gavin Newsom made the wrong choice for Dianne Feinstein’s replacement as senator. Five Good Minutes with Kansas State Treasurer Steven C. Johnson on saving for college.

FEATURES YOU WILL NOT LIVE WITHOUT:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE GAFFNEYS

September 24, 2023

BREAKING NEWS from Sterling on Sunday! Randy West reports from Hollywood. Guess the mystery voice and win! A new edition of Toll Road News. Walter chats with Steve and Selena from the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Keith Fons reports on the most dangerous state. Walter wonders what has happened to all the incandescent light bulbs. Dr. Carl Rothschild explains the potential risk of LED light bulbs. Thea Landen shares another erotic reading from her new book. Walter gets into a fuss with a Walmart manager. Dave Scott returns with more UFO news. Chase Bank has done it again to Walter. In a related discussion, Walter asks “what is bullying?”  PETA’s Kathy Guillermo on why so many race horses are dying. And you on the toll-free.

FEATURES UPON WHICH YOU INSIST:

• FLORIDA STORIES
• LESBIANS IN SPACE
• PEOPLE OF WALMART
• VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES
• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

September 17, 2023

Happy New Year 5784 to our Jewish friends! Walter chats with Steve and Selena from the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey.  He also speaks with Keith Fons in North Pole, Alaska. We hear the story of a guy who proposes marriage on a traffic circle. It does not end well. Sex charges against Russell Brand, and Walter has some thoughts. Randy West in Hollywood updates us on the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strike. Walter believes most communities are better served by a Mafia influence, and explains his reasoning. Dr. Aditi Mallik on why kids who have health insurance do better in school.

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September 10, 2023

Walter remembers 9-11-2001. His guests share their memories of that horrible day. Lee Harris is a former morning anchor at 1010 WINS in New York, and was on duty that morning. Keith Fons was on vacation in Oregon when he heard the news. Vic Ferrari is a former New York City Police Detective, who was on duty when the towers were hit. Walter has decided that he has a limit to how long he will wait to meet someone like a doctor. He has suggestions for handling parent-teacher conferences. And Walter discovers much to his surprise that Chase Bank has declared him deceased.

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September 3, 2023

Walter is happy that Labor Day is wrapping up. He says the summer holidays are the loneliest and explains why. He is upset that his Mac melted, and he is forced to use a PC. Walter is concerned that Chase Bank believes he is dead. He questions whether or not women should shave their legs. And should they tell the men in their lives if they do not? Guests this week include Stella Mabry, who found a unique way to respond to bullying. Walter chats with Les Garland, who has a special claim to fame. Keith Fons has an update from Alaska, and Michelle Welsh gives Walter his birthday horoscope. Walter speaks with Noah Syken, who is an expert in artificial intelligence at IBM.

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August 27, 2023

Walter wants to know which female actress you first saw naked in a movie, and how it changed your life.  Walter chats with Steve the Baker and Selena Ballerina from the JB Bakery in Burlington, New Jersey. Randy West joins Walter from Hollywood for a fond remembrance of Price is Right Host Bob Barker, and an update of the SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes. Walter introduces a new song from Gun Hill Road in New York with a contribution from Michael Harrison.

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August 20, 2023

Sterling on Sunday celebrates National Radio Day…sort of. James Copeland joins Walter live from Coffeyville, Kansas. Keith Fons talks about the pros and cons of Alaska. Dr. Christopher Macklin explains trans-humans. Randy West and Walter see broadcast TV spiraling toward its death. Dave Scott says interest in the UFO hearings is changing. Taylor Swift visits the Jersey Shore. PNC Bank shuts down Walter’s bank account, and now Chase has cancelled his debit card. He is concerned, but cannot get an explanation. Should Walter’s daughter be allowed to watch Mr. Beast?

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August 13, 2023

Walter more than likely is spending this Sunday suffering with his in-laws. So to cheer him and us up, T.J. Lubinsky is guest host. T.J. is joined by his Oldies Misfits, Big Tom Lawler, Young Michael, aka “Gilligan,” and Markie Thumbs. The show this week is everything to do with the 60’s. In addition to great songs from John Kay of Steppenwolf, Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, we remember Glen Campbell and Levi Stubbs. Who can forget the great TV shows produced by Quinn Martin? Blasphemy at the Columbia Movie Ranch, where Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, the Donna Reed Show and Hazel were produced. Jim Pearson reports from Burbank. Randy West calls in from Hollywood. Brandon makes a pilgrimage to Graceland for an Elvis tribute. And you on the toll-free.

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August 6, 2023

Walter says he saw something this week he finds very disturbing. He admits he loathes the suburbs, but has learned important things in Parma, Ohio. Keith Fons shares some common misconceptions about Alaska. Randy West brings us up to date on happenings in Hollywood. Dave Scott has new UFO information. A warning about the dangers to your pets in a hot car.

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• BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

 

July 30, 2023

Walter Sterling is upset with PNC Bank for closing his account without warning. He gets comment from retired attorney Bruce Bogart. Gary R’Nell says New Jersey is in an uproar over Mr. Softee. Keith Fons of Alaska has a new children’s charity. Author Thea Landen gets us worked up over a reading from one of her erotic books. Randy West (as in “on the West Coast”) brings us up to speed on the SAG-AFTRA strike. Dave Scott talks about those UFO hearings in Congress. And you on the toll-free!

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July 23, 2023

Sterling on Sunday is stuffed to the brim with fascinating interviews this week. Retired NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari has some thoughts about the “disappearance” of Carlee Russell in Hoover, Alabama. Walter wants to know if you have seen the new Barbie movie. What did you think of it? Walter shares some valuable advice about marriage. He is firm that he never wants to be a houseguest. Dr. Christopher Macklin offers thoughts about demonic beings and evil in the world. Randy West in Hollywood brings us up to date on the SAG-AFTRA strike. Dave Scott says Congress is finally having hearings about UFOs. Dr. Robert Kester of Honeywell says maybe we can beat global warming after all. Dr. Hiroshi Sakai’s company has developed a new kind of headphones.

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July 16, 2023

Walter’s in a good mood this week. His sister-in-law is in town, and his wife and kids are visiting with his mother-in-law at another house. This means Walter can turn the air conditioning down to 55 degrees and watch Storage Wars uninterrupted. He shares the name of a movie guaranteed to lead to having sex. Guests this week include Keith Fons from Alaska, UFO Expert Dave Scott, Dr. Christopher Macklin, a channeling medium, and Randy West in Hollywood.

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July 9, 2023

Walter takes a Sunday off, and invites T.J. Lubinsky to host. T.J. is the producer of those great reunion specials of legendary rock and roll oldies groups on PBS. He is joined by his friend Tom for a three-hour journey into the greatest music produced in the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. T.J. wants to know what improvements could be made to items we had, if we still had them. We hear about the boys in the band, but what about the girls in the band? T.J. talks with record producer Tom Moulton, and has  recorded interviews with some of the greatest rock and rollers of all time. We remember The Sound of Philadelphia.

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July 2, 2023

Happy Independence Day from Sterling on Sunday! Walter wants to hear from you about things we experience which are uniquely American. Walter explains the reason he hates French guys. Walter is broadcasting from WFAN Radio in New York City while he visits in-laws in Connecticut. Walter’s guests this week include Keith Fons from Alaska, UFO expert Dave Scott, and Dr. Hope O’Brien from the University of Cincinnati Medical School.  Dr. O’Brien shares some exciting information for people who suffer from migraines. Walter also chats with Allison, who transitioned to being a female, and how her life has been since the transition. Walter says he needs air conditioning, and cannot understand why people in the Midwest don’t use it, even when they have it.

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June 25, 2023

Summer is here, and Walter says this is the busiest travel time of the year. Not the day before Thanksgiving. Walter remembers when air travel was better, and shares some pleasant memories. He also wants to know about your worst travel nightmares. Keith Fons talks about summer in Alaska. Author Randy West shares some stories from Hollywood. Philadelphia talk host Gary R’nell says Philly should give Russian President Vladimir Putin sanctuary if he is overthrown in a coup. Walter chats with Jim Fishback, owner of Sterling-affiliate WGGH in Marion, Illinois. UFO expert Dave Scott has more tales about alien life. Walter shares pros and cons of living in the suburbs.

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June 18, 2023

Happy Father’s Day from Sterling on Sunday! Walter celebrates with Bad Dad Jokes, and wants to know what your worst Father’s Day present was. Keith Fons talks about Father’s Day in Alaska. Walter reveals why men cheat on their wives. He wants to know what kind of Free Pass you would like on Father’s Day. Updates on Brittany and Britney…Snow and Spears. UFO expert Dave Scott talks about the extraterrestrial.

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June 11, 2023

Walter laments that he does not go grocery shopping but grocery store shopping and he explains why. Keith Fons from Alaska joins the conversation. Walter has an update on his daughter Dorothy and how she is spending the summer. A UFO in Las Vegas! UFO expert Dave Scott contributes his thoughts.  What is the key question in Walter’s life? Walter wants your thoughts on a next-door-neighbor issue.

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June 4, 2023

Sterling on Sunday celebrates Pride Month!

Walter warns that he does not feel like working hard on this show. He will resort to Motown Monday or Two for Tuesdays if the listener does not participate with phone calls and emails. Walter says he is in no mood for hard work after a horrific nine-hour-drive from his home to Long Island, New York for a talk radio conference at Hofstra University. Guests tonight include Thea Landen, erotic book author, Keith Fons from North Pole, Alaska, and author Ishi Nobu with the secret to happiness. Walter gives a shout out too Brianna at the Auto Zone in State College, Pennsylvania and Cory at the TA Truck Stop in Barkeyville, Pennsylvania. Both helped him overcome mechanical difficulties in his nine-hour-drive. Walter talks about his fears returning to New York City, and his hope for the future. He explains what the Greatest Gift to Humanity is all about.

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May 28, 2023

Remembering our citizens who sacrificed everything with the words of President Ronald Reagan on this Memorial Day weekend. Walter begs for lobsters again from our affiliate station in Maine. What are the real busiest travel days? The return of James Copeland. Walter chats with household organizer Kate Mc Menamim of Pixies Did It. Walter wants to hear about your Memorial Day travel challenges. Keith Fons returns with a Real Alaska Story. How do you solve a gas cap problem when there is no gas cap? Top challenges for Walter: preventing the hamburgers from falling through the grill and how to make Red, White and Blue Jello. Briana Frank, vice-president of IBM, talks about staying secure online. Dave Scott returns with UFO stories.

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May 21, 2023

Another Sterling on Sunday and it’s time to survey the weekend. How much did you get done? Walter talks about the secret to this show’s success. He says women have never had it better and wants to hear about the challenges women face in this day and age. Walter relates what happened during his very rough week. The main reason marriages fail. The Voice of Oak Island and Ancient Aliens, Robert Clotworthy, returns for a visit. Walter also hears from UFO guru Dave Scott. Walter explains why he loves Alan Furst. Where is the Luckiest Place on Earth? Judy from Dallas returns with a Bad Dad Joke.

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• STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

May 14, 2023

Happy Mother’s Day to Sterling on Sunday fans who are moms! Taylor Swift is in Philadelphia, and is doing three shows. Walter says she is a genius at what she does. He discusses the power of New Jersey Moms. Walter reveals why he hates auto-pay. Keith Fons joins the show for another Real Alaska Story.  Walter shares details of his health scare last week. Send Walter your Sterling Snaps. Why is the IRS stockpiling weapons? A chat with Dave Scott the UFO Guy. This is Apraxia Awareness Month, and why Walter says it is significant.

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May 7, 2023

Happy Birthday to James Parker! He is guest host for Walter. You also know him as the host of Florida Stories.

James asks us to think about the scary message of old public service announcements.

James talks to Emil Cerullo, a former broadcaster who now owns a pot farm.

He offers some interesting insights to the uniformity of Chinese buffets around the country.

James talks to another broadcast friend Keynote.

Having now reached his forties, James talks to Sean the Producer about what it’s like in the dating world.

James chats with broadcaster HeadKrack, who relates his experiences going to a Ayahuasca Retreat.

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April 30, 2023

Remembering Jerry Springer.

Win a dozen eggs!

Walter notices that all home rehab shows have one key element.

Walter admits he is a “Food Jew” and wants to take it a step further. He wants your advice.

His Jewish friend Patrick offers some opinions and humor.

UFO Guy Dave Scott returns for more stories from the mysterious beyond.

Why Walter had to leave Florida.

This is Apraxia Awareness Month...a significant time for Walter.

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April 23, 2023

Who had the top selling albums last year? You might be surprised.

Walter talks about the most sensual activity you had this past week.

Guess the three songs and Walter will go to lunch with you!

An update on the Leaky Pipe.

Keith Fons returns with another Real Alaska Story.

Walter has a Never-Again Bucket List.

Walter chats with Meghan Price about a big entrepreneurial event.

Dave Scott returns with more authentic UFO stories

The burning question…is Taylor Swift a lesbian?

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April 16, 2023

Walter prepares for his show by “getting into the zone.”

He chats with Karen Pudetti, owner of Luxe Salon, Spa and Laser Center and consultant with “Empowering You” about entrepreneurship.

Walter recalls the reaction of women to his former female business partner

Keith Fons has a story about “a snake in the sky” over Alaska

Walter observes that most AM radio stations in the United States are horrible…with a few exceptions

NPR’s dirty secret.

Walter has some thoughts about the mother of a six-year-old who shot his teacher in Virginia. She is now being charged.

Walter chats with Dave Scott, host of Spaced Out Radio, a network show originating out of British Columbia, who claims to have seen and spoken with the Angel of Death.

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April 9, 2023

Happy Easter!!

Walter wants to know which interstate highway in the United States is the worst.

He says police car cameras are taking pictures of our license plates.

Walter has a very interesting DNA test result.

A visit with financial expert Jared Dillian, author of the book Those Bastards

The agony of holiday traditions which clash

Breaking news about Taylor Swift!

A visit with Keith Fons and a Real Alaska Story.

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April 4, 2023

Walter says President Biden should take a lesson from former President Gerald Ford on President Trump’s current legal problem.

Walter reveals what Watergate Burglar G. Gordon Liddy told him about the reason for the break-in at Democratic National Headquarters.

A song Kenny Rogers didn’t want to record ended up a smash hit. Walter explains.

He defines micro-aggression.

Keith Fons returns with a Real Alaska Story.

McDonalds, ABC and other big companies are laying off thousands of people. Walter offers some tips on how to handle getting fired.

The hot water pipe is still leaking!

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March 26, 2023

Walter is bedeviled with intermittent audio, rendering his telephones useless. He ends up taking listener comments by text and email.

It’s a double whammy for Walter, as a 100-year-old water pipe is leaking, and defies being fixed.

Name the three songs that make Walter want to smoke.

Employment ads that deceive, and the real reason why.

Congress is concerned about the Chinese spying on us through Tik Tok. Walter says Tik Tok is not needed for spying.

Walter is facing a moment of horror…he is invited to a family reunion!

Was there a fifth plane which could have been used on 9-11?

Walter shares the nightmare of erectile dysfunction.

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BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

 

March 19, 2023

Walter reports about a new study which says young men are stressed about sex. He asks “what about the older guys?!”

A visit with erotic science fiction author Thea Landen.

Walter explains why he never went to spring break in college, and would prefer his daughters avoid spring break too.

Keith Fons has another Real Alaska Story.

Walter chats with voice artist Robert Clotworthy, the voice behind Ancient Aliens and Treasure of Oak Island television shows.

What happened when you were fired, and who came through for you in your time of need?

Ten characteristics of introverts.

TV shows that are aspirational.

Updates on Walter’s daughters Dorothy and Meredith.

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March 12, 2023

This is International Womens Month and Walter cannot understand why it is necessary. He explains why.

Callers are advised not to annoy the monkey!

Keith Fons from Alaska has what Walter calls a dumb legal problem.

Kristen Cavallari says “No more jocks!”

Walter recalls visiting the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.

He praises a used-car dealer with a heart.

Walter takes charge at a parent-teacher conference.

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March 5, 2023

Walter advises care when traveling to the Ark-La-Tex, especially if you are from the East and West Coasts.

Rob Carson of Newsmax joins Walter for a conversation.

Joanne Jennette shares with Walter a new use for old movie theaters.

Keith Fons is back with another Real Alaska Story.

Walter enjoys what he calls a wonderful gift…his wife being out of town for seven days.

This extra time gives Walter a chance to work on new resentments, including why TV shows he enjoys were cancelled.

Some advice on how to deal with noisy people on an airplane.

Walter continues to struggle with the aftermath of COVID 19.

He says bosses are lying to us about why we need to resume working in the office.

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February 26, 2023

Walter shares the agony of having flat feet and getting around Walmart. And he sees unusual reactions from other shoppers.

Keith Fons returns with another Real Alaska Story.

Walter says the furor surrounding the creator of the Dillbert cartoon is not the first time a famous cartoonist has been in hot water.

Are all of these disasters involving derailed trains and leaking chemicals part of a conspiracy? Woody Harrelson ponders that question.

Walter examines why the TV series We The People was cancelled.

A flight attendant who got it right.

Walter shares which job skills are currently in demand.

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February 19, 2023

Walter says that whatever mistake he made was never as bad as what THIS guy did.

Does your significant other want you to introduce yourself as someone different from what you are?

Walter says marijuana tests for professional drivers can be very damaging.

Keith Fons returns with a Real Alaska Story.

Walter believes NORAD knows exactly what those objects in the sky really are.

Judy from Dallas returns!

Erotic author Thea Landen returns for a visit.

Walter wants you to send a “mug shot”

He talks about his success running Frank Sinatra on one of his stations.

Walter gives a shout-out to the Broadcasters Foundation of America.

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February 15, 2023

Walter M. Sterling was a guest on WABC Radio’s “The Other Side of Midnight” program early Wednesday morning in New York City. The host is Frank Morano. 

 

February 12, 2023

Walter observes that morning drive and mid-day radio hosts don’t face the kind of competition he does.

Do men or women talk more about sex?

Keith Fons has another exciting Real Alaska Story.

The anguish facing model Cara Delevingne.

Walter shares the time he visited a strip club with mixed company.

Identify three TV show theme songs and win a prize!

Walter’s theory why some unidentified flying objects are shot down and others aren’t.

Just which hot chocolate IS the best?

An update on Walter’s affliction following his brief bout with Covid.

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BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

February 5, 2023

Walter wants YOU to do the opening monologue!

He determines that Bermuda does not market itself well.

Another True Alaska Story with Keith Fons.

A visit with television producer T.J. Lubinsky, creator of those great music specials on PBS.

Walter shares the most popular feature on iTunes.

Who has the best hot chocolate? You decide!

Walter reviews the Grammy Winners.

Ashley Benson talks about puberty.

Walter describes the strangest show which used to be on Nickelodeon.

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January 29, 2023

Walter welcomes Sgt. Donnell Walters, president of the Ethical Society of Police in St. Louis. They discuss the brutal beating death of Tyre Nichols by five Memphis, Tennessee police officers.

Keith Fons returns with a Real Alaska Story.

Walter laments that he faces more real competition on the air than any weekday midday radio host.

What has Brittany Spears done now?

Latest developments in the dramatic love life of actor Olivia Wilde.

What is the real story of those mysterious radio stations on the shortwave bands?

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January 22, 2023

Sterling on Sunday welcomes a new affiliate, AM 1230 The Talker in Joplin, Missouri!

Walter explains the reasons for shoplifting problems at stores like Walmart.

He updates the latest challenges of owning a car.

What is your favorite Chinese dish?

Walter talks about his favorite, hard-to-get Chinese dish.

Keith Fons returns with another Real Alaska Story.

Walter expounds on a favorite children’s television show in New York City and how it relates to Chinese New Year.

A visit from Chef Drew with another superyacht story.

Walter discusses the story of actress Brittany Snow getting a divorce.

How convicted felon Elizabeth Holmes lured big investors into her failed blood testing product.

Is our survival threatened by 48,000-year-old viruses in the perma-frost?

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BRAD THE OLD-FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

 

January 15, 2023

Walter has a show packed to the limits of physics!

He explains why Trevor Lawrence is the greatest quarterback ever.

The glory of dining at a Waffle House.

Walter answers the question of what worries young people the most.

He explains the biggest reason for homelessness.

Keith Fons has a Real Alaska Story.

How Walmart and Target discourage shoplifting. And what Walter is worked up about at Walmart.

The danger of 48,000 year old viruses locked in the permafrost.

Walter’s favorite scene from The X-Files and how he planned a live performance at an anniversary party.

Walter’s most disturbing questions: Who would cheat on Anna Kendrick and who would fat-shame Selena Gomez?

How did you find out your significant other was cheating?

Walter expounds on the hardest kind of paperwork to fill out.

AND DON’T FORGET THESE GREAT FEATURES:

FLORIDA STORIES

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S LIFE IN AN OLD HOUSE WITH EIGHT KIDS

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

ANOTHER VISIT TO THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

January 8, 2023

Walter scores a major victory. He has figured out why the “check engine light” stays on!

The strange case of a woman who had a “work emergency” on New Years Day and then disappeared.

Keith Fons of North Pole, Alaska is a happy man, and Walter finds out why!

Walter chats with Tom Paladino about Scalar Light Healing.

The tragic outcome of a legal battle between Edwin Armstrong, inventor of FM radio, and General David Sarnoff of RCA.

Former Southwest Airlines Chief Herb Kelleher and his secret to success.

An update on the car accident involving Walter’s daughter.

A fond reflection of pioneer broadcasters such as Leonard Goldenson of ABC, William Paley of CBS, and Fred Silverman, who worked at all the major networks.

The most terrifying thing you can find in your home.

Walter’s favorite TV shows of the 90’s.

A shout out to Sterling on Sunday Producer Sean Cirino-Barksdale and his podcast Sean Speaks.

DON’T FORGET THESE GREAT REGULAR FEATURES:

FLORIDA STORIES

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

PEOPLE OF WALMART

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S PERILS OF AN OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

January 1, 2023

Happy New Year from Sterling on Sunday!

Walter diagnoses the problem with Southwest Airlines.

Good news from North Pole, Alaska.

Walter’s secret to great grocery shopping.

Name the Mystery Voice

Play the Hi-Lo Game

Listeners respond to Walter’s serious question.

Remembering Barbara Walters and those women who came before her in broadcasting.

Outrage over a parked ambulance.

A visit with super yacht Chef Drew.

The wedding of the century.

AND THE USUAL FEATURES:

THE BEST OF FLORIDA STORIES FOR 2022

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY WITH THEIR OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

December 27, 2022

Walter M. Sterling returned to New York City airwaves this week as he was guest-host on The Arthur Aidala Power Hour. The show was broadcast on AM 970 The Answer. Enjoy the show!

December 25,2022

It’s Sterling on Christmas!

Walter says this a terrific time of year, and explains why.

He talks about the three very important gifts he received during Christmas in third grade.

Walter discusses toys that were introduced to the market that ended with parents calling for a ban.

He reminisces about a wonderful Christmas in Rome, and the sacrifice he made to return home in First Class on the airliner.

Walter recalls the first year he manned a radio station alone on Christmas Day.

He laments how I-90 through New York has deteriorated.

DON’T FORGET THESE CHRISTMAS FEATURES:

THE BEST OF FLORIDA STORIES FOR 2022

AN NYPD CHRISTMAS STORY FROM VIC FERRARI

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS FROM THE “MANAGER” OF THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

THE GAFFNEYS CELEBRATE THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

THE GLORY OF PERSIMMON PUDDING ON CHRISTMAS DAY

December 18, 2022

Walter talks with Jeff Smulyan, founder of Emmis Broadcasting. Jeff is author of a new book Never Ride a Roller Coaster Upside Down.  Two broadcasters share some great stories about the business.

Food driver Keith Fons has a court date coming up in North Pole, Alaska for having Christmas lights on his car. He chats about it with Walter.

Walter shares some memories of dangerous toys that actually made it to the marketplace, and how they ended up going away.

Do you remember a disappointing toy that was not really what was advertised?

Walter comments on the latest release of Kennedy Assassination documents. 

The best advice for company holiday parties.

Walter shares a great trick for getting to sleep quickly.

PLUS THESE YULETIDE FEATURES:

BEST FLORIDA STORIES OF THE YEAR

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

PEOPLE OF WALMART

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S CHRISTMAS ADVENTURES IN AN OLD HOUSE WITH EIGHT KIDS

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

December 11, 2022

Walter talks with self-described “smutty-book author” Thea Landen about her science fiction erotica.

Walter also has a conversation with Hoyt Yeatman, lead singer of Sitting on Stacy

He reflects on Christmas toys of the past from Remco. And he remembers the E-Z Bake Oven.

Walter gets an update from Uber Driver Keith Fons on his Christmas light battle in North Pole,  Alaska.

He chronicles the hazards of professional trucking in winter, and the dangers faced by women truckers.

Holiday disappointments.

Walter has a conversation with Chef Drew…superyacht culinary artist.

Santa Con in New York City is nothing to celebrate.

Who cares about Meghan and Prince Harry?

DON’T FORGET OUR HOLIDAY FEATURES:

FLORIDA STORIES

PEOPLE OF WALMART

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S ADVENTURES WITH AN OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

December 4, 2022

Walter gets a live update from Keith in North Pole, Alaska about his ongoing Christmas lights issue.

We get an update on the niece of former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie after she was kicked off an airplane and arrested.

Walter is taking charge of getting the Christmas tree this year.

Chef Drew returns with an update on his adventures on a superyacht.

Walter has some sound advice on how to handle the office Christmas party.

Thoughts on public television.

It’s Motown Monday!!

LEST WE FORGET:

LESBIANS IN SPACE

FLORIDA STORIES

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

PEOPLE OF WALMART

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S ONGOING ADVENTURES WITH AN OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

November 27, 2022

Walter explains why Aunt Martha was never allowed to come to Thanksgiving dinner.

Keeping the turkey moist and what everyone loves at the meal every time.

Walter talks with Tim Fury about bitcoin and whether or not Walter should get a conceal-carry permit.

Replace your own lawn mower blade with one you made!

Walter shares the drama of his first big radio Thanksgiving promotion, and how it was saved.

And the worst things you can do at work

THE FEATURES YOU LOVE:

DR. DAVE’S NATIONAL WEATHER FORECAST

FLORIDA STORIES

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

PEOPLE OF WALMART

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S CONTINUING ADVENTURES WITH EIGHT KIDS AND A 150-YEAR-OLD HOUSE

November 20, 2022

Live from the Sewing Room in Delaware, it’s Becky and Dan Gaffney hosting for Walter M. Sterling.

They ask if you would eat a lab-grown chicken.

Becky and Dan talk about the Gaffney Thanksgiving.

They speak with Keith from  North Pole, Alaska and the latest on his Christmas lights.

The advantages of toilet paper over a box of tissue with eight sick kids.

Mass consumerism and why the Gaffneys do not have a TV

Dan questions the pronunciation of the nation “Quatar” as “cutter” and non-alcoholic beer at the FIFA Games.

Does elderberry have any healing properties and why returning to the office is a good thing.

Where are you and what are you doing?

Choose Your News

DON’T FORGET:

DR. DAVE EISER’S NATIONAL WEATHER FORECAST

FLORIDA STORIES

PEOPLE OF WALMART

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

November 13, 2022

Walter talks with Keith, a Door Dash driver who lives in North Pole, Alaska, and has a very unique problem.

He shares actress Sydney Sweeney’s concerns about screen shots from her nude scenes in TV shows. And how trolls are sending them to her relatives.

Walter revels in the glory of the butcher shops of New York City.

He is concerned about what news people think news is, and why it never correlates with the news that Walter believes is important.

And another visit with super yacht Chef Drew.

THE USUAL FEATURES OF COURSE:

DR. DAVE’S NATIONAL WEATHER FORECAST

FLORIDA STORIES

PEOPLE OF WALMART

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S ADVENTURES IN AN OLD HOUSE WITH EIGHT KIDS

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK HOST

November 6, 2022

Walter laments that he did not hit the big weekend lottery. But he has definite ideas about what he would do if he won the money.

He shares two ways NOT to get fired.

Walter speaks with entrepreneur Kimberly Stone about starting your own business.

This was a big marathon weekend around the country. Walter does not want to hear any gripes about running in bad weather.

He ponders internet chatter about whether or not Brittany Spears is making new videos, or re-releasing old ones.

Walter chats with his new favorite author Thea Landen. She writes about science fiction mixed with erotica.

He shares his questions over the death of pop star Aaron Carter.

Walter shares his new discovery about cheese graters.

Superyacht Chef Drew returns for a visit.

AND THE FEATURES YOU KNOW AND LOVE:

DR. DAVE’S NATIONAL WEATHER FORECAST

FLORIDA STORIES

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S ADVENTURES WITH AN OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

LESBIANS IN SPACE

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

October 30, 2022

Walter shares thoughts on new revealing photos of Madonna and Britney Spears.

He airs frustration over the fact that he cannot turn off computer notification sounds when he is on the air.

Walter burrows deeply into his inner self to share the curse of his life, and how he has dealt with it.

We hear about people who suffered when GPS went very wrong.

Is swimming racist?

Tips for buying a large Christmas tree.

Chef Drew is back with more yacht stories.

Walter offers tips for behaving like an adult on Halloween.

The secret of great hamburger and corned beef.

AND YOUR USUAL FAVORITES:

DR. DAVE’S NATIONAL WEATHER

FLORIDA STORIES

DRIVE-THRU-BREW HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S ADVENTURES WITH AN OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

 

October 23, 2022

Walter ponders the celebration of Halloween at the high school independent study, where costumes must comply with the “dignity framework.”

Walter passes along what he considers disturbing news about American Airlines. He shares a tip on how to upgrade your airline seat.

He laments that co-workers no longer get together at the bar after work, and the hazards of instead sharing work frustrations on social media.

Walter shares his experience of being thrown out of hotels.

He wonders aloud if any of the funny bits on Sterling on Sunday could somehow be converted into animation.

The joys of shopping alone.

And we hear from a lesbian band.

PLUS THE USUAL STUFF:

DR. DAVE’S NATIONAL WEATHER FORECAST

FLORIDA STORIES

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

BECKY AND DAN GAFFNEY’S STORIES ABOUT AN OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

THE DRIVE-THRU BREW

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

October 16, 2022

Walter talks about how he spent date nights when he was single.

We marvel at the major guest stars who appeared on the TV show Falcon Crest.

Walter shares concerns about truck drivers and marijuana use.

We visit a Haunted Airplane for Halloween.

What would we tell our 17-year-old self?

Where are the best bagels? We’ll find out!

AND THE USUAL FEATURES:

FLORIDA STORIES

DRIVE-THRU BREW

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART.

DAN AND BECKY GAFFNEY’S OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS STORIES

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE NYPD STORIES

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK HOST

 

October 9, 2022

Walter shares the effects of a Full Pink Moon as told by Astrologer Rose Smith.

We learn that frozen chicken nuggets from Walmart are the greatest invention ever.

Walter shares a great way to navigate Walmart isles, and the glories of the tram at airports.

He talks about the horrors of spending a high school homecoming dance in a plastic bubble.

Walter welcomes Chef Drew back to the show with more stories about life on a super yacht.

AND THE GREAT FEATURES:

FLORIDA STORIES

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

DAN GAFFNEY AND HIS ADVENTURES WITH EIGHT KIDS AND A 150-YEAR-OLD HOUSE

VIC FERRARI’S POLICE STORIES

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

October 2, 2022

Walter updates you on the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, and talks to Jay Clark in Sebring, Florida. Clark is a programmer at the local radio station.

Walter is no fan of self-check-out at Wal Mart, and offers a tip on checking out faster.

He shares the horrors of the pumpkin patch, corn maze, and pick-your-own apples locations…especially with a nine-year-old.

Walter spotlights a very suspicious poker win from a novice to the game.

And we learn that Walter does not have a “Finnigan Face.”

Of course, as always, the features that Walter is famous for:

FLORIDA STORIES

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

DAN GAFFNEY’S OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS CHALLENGES

VIC FERRARI’S POLICE STORIES

BRAD THE OLD FASHION RADIO HOST

September 25, 2022

Walter wonders why Top 40 radio stations are not playing songs by Sitting on Stacy.

He notes the beginning of Autumn when the leaf blowers come out, and talks about why they are loud.

Walter discusses the difference between a “Heavenly Walmart” and a “random Walmart.” And he looks at the trials of steam heat.

He notes that Mercury remains in retrograde, and it is continuing to cause minor problems in major numbers.

Walter notes the terror of the wave pool.

PLUS:

FLORIDA STORIES

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

DAN GAFFNEY’S ADVENTURES WITH AN OLD HOUSE AND EIGHT KIDS

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK SHOW HOST

September 18, 2022

Walter says that Mercury continues in retrograde, leading to many minor problems that pile up. That includes a broken dryer in the laundry room, and wet clothes hanging everywhere.

We get an update on flooding in Alaska, and the horrible ratings for the Emmy Awards.

Walter hates Adele like he hates street fairs.

We hear audio from Weather Channel Founder Ron Coleman, who says there is no global warming.

Walter congratulates 75-year-old Wheel of Fortune Host Pat Sajak, who is seeing a young Republican congresswoman. Ideology does not seem to be a factor.

PLUS:

FLORIDA STORIES

STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

PEOPLE OF WALMART

THE DRIVE THRU BREW

VIC FERRARI’S TRUE POLICE STORIES

BRAD THE OLD FASHION TALK HOST

 

September 11, 2022

In a reflection of the events of September 11, 2001, Walter recalls his time in Lower Manhattan on that horrible day.

Walter remembers his good friends Jim Paul and Patrick Brown who died.

He answers the question about why fighter jets did not scramble after the three aircraft were hijacked, and plays a disturbing audio clip to prove the point.

Walter shares what he saw and heard after the planes hit the World Trade Center.

September 4, 2022
It’s Labor Day Weekend, and Walter shares all the reasons why he is glad summer is finally over.
He explains why he is the last person to ever go swimming in the lake. He finds floating docks and lake bottoms objects of terror.
Walter admits Memorial Day, the Fourth of July, and Labor Day are terrorizing holidays, because you must be invited to take part in holiday activities.
He talks about “quiet quitting”, and why no one wants to go back to the office to work.
Walter talks with Drew, a chef on a super yacht, about the very wealthy people who ride on such boats. He asks Drew about good places to hide if he does not wish to associate with the other passengers.
And the usual features:
FLORIDA STORIES
STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
THE PEOPLE OF WALMART

August 28, 2022

August 21, 2022

Walter went on vacation with all of his in laws. All of them are drunk and rich.

Next Walter welcomes JAMES COPELAND who explains the WSPR network and how it might find the MALAYSIA airlines flight…by whispering.

Then PUGS AND PARKER discuss the horrors of HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATIONS.
listen and secrets will be revealed.

August 7, 2022

July 24, 2022

Weird totems of corporate power. Walter meets with a CEO who must eat GUMMY BEARS during big meetings and wears shorts to the office.
Walter tells the story of the RED PHONE ploy he used to spook other execs at NBC into thinking Walter had been promoted.LISTEN!

Masturbation isn’t cheating. You cannot cheat by yourself! High gas prices makes Dash deliveries uneconomical. Movie star Armie Hammer cut off from family fortune.

PLUS
Our award winning features
THE DRIVE THRU BREW
STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
TRUE DETECTIVE STORIES
FLORIDA STORIES

Write your comments to WALTERMSTERLING@GMAILCOM

July 10, 2022

June 26, 2022

HOT SHOW featuring demanding topics and these beautifully produced features:

May 29, 2022

MEMORIAL DAY

May 22, 2022

May 15, 2022

May 8, 2022

April 24, 2022

WE CELEBRATE the high holy days of the Greek Orthodox year. A day that witnessed a 1 month old and her mother murdered in Ukraine. Next we cover all the hot entertainment news: Jonny Depp, Amber Heard, it’s all here.  PLUS

Plus our award winning produced, scripted series:
THE USUAL EDITION A PARODY OF PUBLIC RADIO
STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE—SELF EXPLANATORY
VIC FERRARI, RETIRED COP STORIES

April 17, 2022

WALTER explains why HAIM is better than Bono—by a lot.  Next he reviews the insanity of the Amber Heard / Johnny Depp Fiasco.

Plus comedic drama from our troupe.

THE DRIVE THRU BREW
VIC FERRARI’S COP STORIES
FLORIDA STORIES
STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
LESBIANS IN SPACE

It’s all here for you!

April 10, 2022

April 3, 2022

Our show continues to grow in influence and audience. We start with an update on the Grammys and review our show rites to only two award winners including a foreign language hit from the past FELECIDAD.  Next we discuss how Billie Eillish‘ dress looked like a Halloween costume depicting the SMOKE MONSTER from LOST. KILLER!  Then in a LIVE EXCLUSIVE Andre Dorodinski in Ukraine shares the truth about his horrors… “Russians bomb all night every night this is not a police action this is war”

PLUS THE STERLING ON SUNDAY circus performers:

JAMES PARKER’S FLORIDA STORIES
BRAD’S OLD FASHIONED TALK SHOW
VIC FERRARI RETIRED NYPD DETECTIVE STORIES
LESBIANS IN SPACE
VELO HOULE STUDYING STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE

March 27, 2022

OSCAR NIGHT!  Plus an report from the ground of UKRAINE from a citizen who is being bombed while on the phone with us LIVE!

March 20, 2022

WALTER reveals Coast to Coast that he does things as hard as possible. If it can be done easily, he will do it with great difficulty. Next James Copeland from the La Paz County Fair in Arizona reveals that carnies sleep behind their game stands “there is a whole world right behind the stands!”  Next Walter launches into stories of Spring Break. He was never allowed to go on Spring Break.  Were you?
THEN Walter shares that when in a deep depression he just has to think about the band HAIM and ALANA HAIM and all is well.
NEXT the crud who run the credit services will be cutting MILLIONS of questionable responds on YOUR file. Much more but ya gotta listen

Plus our high demand vignettes:

THE USUAL EDITION
FLORIDA STORIES
STRIPPERS ON THE LOOSE
VIC FERRARIS COP STORIES
LESBIANS IN SPACE

March 6, 2022

HOYT YEATMMAN IS THE LEAD SINGER OF SITTING ON STACY AND HE ENDORSES STERLING ON SUNDAY. HEAR HIM CHAT WITH WALTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS HOUR. NEXT HEAR WALTER TALK ENDLESSLY ABOUT THE BAND HAIM,  THEN IT ALL FALLS APART. FABULOUS.

February 27, 2022

Big show. Walter reveals that his grandfather was born in Ukraine. He discusses the that his grandfather was born there. They don’t have to deal with CRITICAL RACE THEORY in UKRAINE they have to manage injured and dead children.

Walter interviewed street smart Sam Liebman about his knowledge of the street and how to build actual wealth.  Next Jill Brook revealed the origins of Russian sunflowers in Ukraine and their symbolism

Finally Walter obsesses over Alana Haim and her story telling ability. Hysterical.

PLUS Four episodes of FLORIDA STORIES.  It’s all here my friend!!!!!!

February 20, 2022

Sterling is the only live network radio show on Sunday nights. In this recording hear Walter reveal that there are 19 states that allow corporal punishment of kids in school but no state allows corporal punishment of prisoners.  Plus over 400 FAMILY DOLLAR STORES CLOSED BECAUSE OF GIANT RATS IN THEIR distribution centers!

PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
VELO HOULE
VIC FERRARI
AND FLORIDA STORIES

It’s all here. Download and please COMMENT.

February 13, 2022

BIG GAME SHOW. WALTER gives tips on hunting tigers and lions and other big game. Plus wonderful audio from wonderful women who might be Lesbians.   Plus he over-sells his love of the new movie LICORICE PIZZA. Plus brand new episodes of VELO HOULE, THE USUAL EDITION, AND VIC FERRARI COP STORIES. ALL FOR YOU!!!

February 6, 2022

WALTER explores the depth of stupidity. First, a town that says mountain lions roam its streets—therefore the town should not have to adhere to rules about single family homes. Confusing, yes, but rich people are often confusing. In hour number 2 we hear from Jill Brook on how to buy flowers for you wedding so you don’t waste a fortune and look like a jerk.  Her site is www.flowerpowerdaily.com. NEXT Walter and his 9 year old review STORAGE WARS. The kid is very perceptive. PLUS

DRIVE THRU BREW
THE USUAL EDITION
VELO HOULE REVIEWS OAK ISLAND
DUNE. REALLY?
VIC FERRARI COP STORIES

Email Walter at Waltermsterling@gmail.com and download the podcast at MIDNITE MISFITS from APPLE ITUNES.

January 30, 2022

Walter explains the secrets of CONET STATIONS with Mike Turner of Club Gear Online. Then he goes deep deep into so much more. Why is STORAGE WARS a hit?
PLUS THE USUAL EDITION, DRIVE THROUGH BREW, VIC FERRARI’S COP STORIES AND MORE!!

January 23, 2022

PEDRO LOMONACO, PHD at OREGON STATE reveals a once in one thousand year event off the coast of Australia. TWO underwater volcanos exploded last weekend. The shock waves circled the earth at 675 miles per hour and made our atmosphere “ring like a bell”. YET only STERLING ON SUNDAY covers this astonishing, real event.

January 9, 2022

COLD WEATHER! Walter says Elizabeth Holmes is INNOCENT!  There is life after death according to Mike Hambrick.

PLUS old fashioned talk radio.

There is PRETTY PRIVILEGE and Walter thinks it’s just fine!

December 26, 2021

December 19, 2021

STERLING ON SUNDAY GREAT FOR YOUR SUNDAY LINE UP! IT’S LIVE, IT HAS A PODCAST!

Here’s what we put on the radio stage this week:

• Walter talked about the annoying traditions of other families. Do you hand out the gifts all at once or
go through the worthless, time consuming process of gift after gift to kid after kid?

• Next ADULTING. WALTER believes Adulting starts on the first Christmas your spend completely away from home.
Walter’s was at 17 when he spent all of Christmas dat at a radio station—working.

PLUS award winning winning production:

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IN A BEER BARN!
ADVANCED MANAGEMENT IN A BEER BARN

HILARITY ENSUES! PLUS

VIC FERARI REVEALS THE SECRETS OF THE NYPD DETECTIVE UNITS

PLUS MORE THAN I CAN REMEMBER!!

December 12, 2021

ADULTING starts the first Christmas day that you are not at home.  You’re out in the world on Christmas day.  Walter’s first ADULTING day was when he worked at WCRV in Washington Borough New Jersey ALL DAY. He signed on the station and signed it off.  He forgot that there would be no heat in the building!

Our guest? Atalanta – a bone thrower!!

Plus FLORIDA STORIES, VIC FERARIS COP STORIES, VELO HOULE AND THE MYSTERIES OF OAK ISLAND PLUS MUCH MORE HIGH QUALITY
PRODUCTION.
STERLING ON SUNDAY is the show!!

December 5, 2021

November 28, 2021

November 21, 2021

Huge Thanksgiving show! Walter tells the true story of working at a radio station where 100 frozen turkeys were delivered to prize winners rather than gift certificates!

November 14, 2021

A FESTIVAL OF CONVERSATIONS.  FIRST…..Hoyt Yeatman lead singer and founder of Sitting on Stacy reveals the day in the life of a SOCAL rock star.
Next, STEVE TYRELL MASTER of the great American song book.  He was the singer in the Steve Martin movie FATHER OF THE BRIDE. Then the greatest guest in radio history—DR STEPHANIE OSBORN who revealed if there was human sex in space.  Then Emily the chief chef of CLARITY.com the maker of premium CBD yummies.  Made possible by MY PILLOW.

November 7, 2021

THIS WEEK’S SHOW features all the latest gossip!  We have FLORIDA STORIES, a bizarre episode of ANCIENT ALIENS. Great cop stories from Vic Ferrari and the strange case of Emily Ratajkowski who got millions from a fugitive but he was just a boyfriend.

October 31, 2021

Walter thinks that the Alec Baldwin movie set accident was tragic but our reaction is more tragic. Where is the formal police investigation? Secure the crime scene!  Next Walter thinks Halloween for adults is pathetic, it’s for 9 year-olds.   Then Walter reveals that he baked a knish from scratch and all are happy!

October 24, 2021

October 17, 2021

FANTASTIC SHOW. First Walter shares why you should never have a pool party in your apartment in a high rise building. Next Walter why truck drivers should earn a minimum of 100,000 yearly.

PLUS THREE episodes of FLORIDA STORIES from James Parker
TRUE CRIME from VIC FERRARI
LESBIANS IN SPACE
VELO HOULE’S FISHING REPORT
Be sure to go to MYPILLOW.COM and find the deepest discount ever for a MY PILLOW use promo code WALTER

September 27, 2021

An exciting show featuring our benchmark features: UNDERCOVER BOSS,  NATIONAL WEATHER, THE FISH REPORT, VIC FERRARI’S COP STORIES. PLUS FLORIDA STORIES -2 EPISODES.  Walter explains that we really shouldn’t’ go back to work.

September 12, 2021

August 29, 2021

METEOROLOGIST DR. DAVE EISER offers constant updates on hurricane Ida.  James Parker in New Orleans shares feet on the ground coverage from his door step. Other content:  PATRIC RICHARDSON The Laundry Guru shares how to really do laundry. Bruce the Lawyer shares when divorce rates peak—after little league season.  FLORIDA STORIES from James Parker. UNDERCOVER MEDIA BOSS goes deep, deep into the bowels of local TV. Vic Ferrari has a rookie COP STORY—about a horse. VELO HOULE, de-worm your fish! DREW drives for GRUBHUB in Vegas and reveals that most orders are tiny. Walter rants about the horror of public school PE and the stunning win of TREVOR LAWRENCE.

August 15, 2021

Walter reveals that only Americans take vacations by packing tiny cars to the brim and driving as far as possible and then staying in place for one week.  In other countries they actually take vacations—for months!

August 8, 2021

WALTER STARTS by talking to a man who owns a decommissioned nuclear missile silo.  Next he talks with a Grubhub driver. Who tips the most? Then financial whiz Jared Dillian explains why Jeff Bezos HAD to get a divorce.  Walter then espouses many theories. Plus a should out to many Midnite Misfits.

August 1, 2021

Walter explains that the truly successful people are often unpleasant. Yet our culture wants workers to waste time being very pleasant or they get fired. This kills new ideas and the implementation of new ideas. Next James Copeland reveals the AirBnb where he works… a missile silo. He gives us the rundown.

Hour two features MIKE ROTHSMITH who wrote BOMBSHELL The book is a best seller around the word the reveals
who he believes who ordered the murder of Marilyn Monroe —it’s shocking. Vic Ferrari a retired NYPD detective joins the conversation—real cop talk not some lame podcast.  In the third hour we explore the life of a misfit including the astonishing career of LAURA NYRO.
PLUS

THE USUAL EDITION—MALL THINGS CONSIDERED
FLORIDA STORIES FROM JAMES PARKER
THE FISHING REPORT FROM VELO HOULE
WEATHER FROM DR DAVE.
IT’S A REAL RADIO SHOW, A MORNING SHOW AT MIDNITE.

July 25, 2021

UNDERCOVER MEDIA BOSS! Discover what happens when a Media boss goes undercover to learn what his workers go through when their expense accounts are cut.  Then Walter reviews the time waster—the Cleveland Indians change their names and their owners are in mourning. Then Walter reveals the real reason people don’t want to go back to work…they don’t want to cope with HR! IN PERSON.  Plus Walter has spectacular production:

THE DRIVE THRU BREW
VIC FERRARI’S COP STORIES
PLUS TWO FLORIDA STORIES FROM JAMES PARKER

Listen to the podcast MIDNITE MISFIT with fresh content!

July 18, 2021

Britney Spears delivers the greatest threat to her enemies: “I hope they step on Legos.”   And Olivia Wilde has left her children for Harry Sykes because Harry has a big penis.  Then Walter talks about his sister in law….it’s all here.

July 11, 2021

July 4, 2021

BRAND NEW SHOW ON THE FOURTH OF JULY. If you can find another live radio show on the Fourth of July, buy it! Walter explains the star appeal of WHITTEY18 on Instagram. Then he explains how this extraordinary show is assembled and thanks the talent: James Copeland, Randy Thomas, Charlie Van Dyke, Charles Van Sant, JJ Wilson, Jerry DiCairano, James Parker, Vic Ferrari, Peter Thiele, Dr. Dave Eiser. THANK YOU cast, you’re fantastic!

June 27, 2021

Walter provides a DEEP PROBE of the Brittney Spears situation. Her father’s qualification to be the conservator of 60 million dollars? He was a short order cook.

June 20, 2021

Welcome! Walter asks what your father said over and over that you can not forget. Plus 3 hours of bad dad jokes.  And Gary R’Nel discusses his MIDNITE MISFIT role as a Jersey Dad.  Plus new editions of DRIVE THRU BREW, THE USUAL EDITION, VELO HOULE SELLS GUPPIES—a first!!! And Vic Ferrari shares  a NYPD cop story.

June 13, 2021

Walter explains that things are never what they seem. He was at a big business meeting and realized that he looked like a homeless person.
Limping, no crease pants, unshaven because the hotel had not hot water, all bad. Next he shares the overall horror of being at a “radio” convention.
Plus our benchmark features: THE DRIVE THRU BREW, VIC FERRARI COP STORIES AND FLORIDA STORIES FROM JAMES PARKER. Click on the Florida Stories tab above for more details about FLORIDA STORIES. And music discovery, Walter shares his love of the group SITTING ON STACY.

SUBSCRIBE OUR PODCAST: Midnite Misfits.

Thanks for listening!

June 6, 2021

WALTER INTRODUCES JAMES THE URBER DRIVER. A brand new contributor to SOS!  Then enjoy pride month. Walter reveals his gay crush—David Cassidy and ask who yours is!  6 episodes of LESBIANS in Space. Plus the USUAL EDITION, DRIVE THRU BREW, VELO HOULE, VIC FERRARI AND YOU. Fantastic show!!

May 30, 2021

VOTED BEST EPISODE OF STERLING ON SUNDAY

The Festival of Lights®. Everyone is certainly excited. Hear massive tech errors plus the DRIVE THRU BREW, THE USUAL EDITION, VIC FERRARI AND SO MUCH MORE. And James Copeland reveals his secret place of employment… a missile silo!

May 16, 2021

Walter reveals that his favorite food is ORANGE HOSTESS CUPCAKES. Then Snaking Bacon from Dunkin Donuts.  Misfits reveal their favorites!

May 9, 2021

Mothers from around the world call in to reveal things their mothers told them that they cannot forget. Good and bad! Then Walter discussed the POWERS of New Jersey moms. They have remarkable secret powers. Listen to this amazing show. CALLER DRIVEN!!!  Meters served!!!!

May 2, 2021

Detective Vic Ferrari answers Walter’s questions about being stopped by a cop who thought Walter was drunk. Walter doesn’t drink—at all!!! Then Michael Harrison reveals what it’s like to join rock legends in GUNHILL ROAD. Walter evokes DEAD TALK SHOW HOSTS.  LATER Walter gives a secret, coded message to MIDNITE MISFITS. Hear the whole show! Hear the MIDNITE MISFIT PODCAST at APPLE iTUNES!!!

April 25, 2021

WALTER CELEBRATES HIS 20TH ANNIVERSARY IN A HOTEL ROOM WITH HIS WIFE POSTING WEDDING PICTURES ON FACEBOOK. NEXT, DEAD TALK SHOW HOSTS ARE INVOKED BY TALK OF WATER FLUORIDATION, PRETTY SPOOKY.

PLUS JILL BROOKE TALKS ENTREPRENEURSHIP. https://flowerpowerdaily.com/

April 18, 2021

The Usual Edition starring Rachel Goldstein Shabazz,
classic Florida stories starring James Parker,
life in the drive thru brew,
Cop stories from a real NYPD detective,
News about corned beef and cash,
Celebrating a new NASA with Lesbians in space
News from Oak Island …what was discovered?
Midnite Misfit news…the advantages of working the third shift.
and toll taker tumble podcast.

April 11, 2021

April 4, 2021

Walter reveals that different Easter traditions result in family WARS!

March 28, 2021

WALTER’S DAUGHTER DOROTHY IS QUARANTEND AGAIN AT SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY. IF SHE LEAVES HER ROOM SHE IS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL. STUPID. TRAUMATIC. NEXT WALTER TALKS WITH KIMBERLY HOLMES ABOUT celebrity marriages #jlopez #arod #olivia wilde
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING! NEXT WALTER REVEALS THE SONGS THAT MAKE HIM WANT TO SMOKE. NEXT THE SPRINGSTEEN SONGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE. A VERY FULL SHOW.

March 21, 2021

Walter realizes that when the future was projected, the promise of new tech was “more free time.” Tragically there were no instructions about what to do with the free time. Walter reveals that what he does with free time is CLICK BAIT, CLUB PENGUIN and full series on NETFLIX. Next Walter wonders how did the OZEMPIC TV commercial actual come into being-again when he has too much free time.  Plus THE USUAL EDITION features the blending of a species: whales and dolphins, no more separation!  Listen to the whole show!

March 14, 2021

Walter reveals his exclusive secret report of what the external legal council found in the British monarchy’s bullying behavior!

Next James Copeland explains why he is on a tiny station in Arizona while living at the owner’s house. Walter demands answers.

Next THE USUAL EDITION reveal a secret sea monster that has only been heard but never seen. Hilarity ensues!

March 7, 2021

February 28, 2021

Walter’s daughter, Dorothy reveals life in college during quarantine. Get this… she goes to school online, all of her classes, but she is sitting in her DORM. Insane.

Next James Copeland Reports from his Winnebago about his final thoughts on DOLLAR TREE employment.

PLUS THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
COP STORIES
VELO HOULE FISHING REPORT

The fastest growing show in network radio. Contact Walter at waltermsterling@gmail.com

February 21, 2021

Walter wants your feedback. A technically flawless show, that never happens! He discusses the challenges of finding a public restroom in the pandemic—all are closed.  He presents Debbie Gibson as demographically correct “bumper” music.  Walter reveals half the secret of Rush’s success and memorializes him without talking politics—a win! Then he shares a stunning song that was number 1 around the world but not here.

Plus

DRIVE THRU BREW
FLORIDA STORIES
COP STORIES WITH VIC FERRARI
DR DAVE’S WEATHER
VELO HOULES FISH REPORT

February 14, 2021

February 7, 2021

BIG GAME, BIG SHOW. Walter celebrates the day by expressing his distaste for football and loud music.
He speculates that the football hero could get a better date. NO CALLS!  Then we learn about his first job in radio—he did the sound mix on high school football games on stations that signed off before the game was over. Next he discusses the horror of both his housing move, moving his cats and moving his daughter to school ALL THE SAME DAY.

PLUS
WEATHER 4 TIMES AN HOUR FOR THE ICE STORM.
The usual edition starring a blind reporter
DRIVE THRU BREW BREW
2 FLORIDA STORIES FROM JAMES PARKER.
VIC FERRARI Cop stories
Velo Houle with the fishing report.

January 24, 2021

WALTER IS FORCED TO MOVE.

MOVING IS HELL.

PLUS THE CAR STOPPED MOVING.

PLUS HE HAS TO DRIVE HIS DAUGHTER BACK TO SCHOOL.

NEXT..ARNIE HAMMER?

January 17, 2021

WALTER DELIVERS! First he reveals that moving to a new home is hell. Then DANCE CLASS. From 4-8th grade Walter took ballroom dancing and went to cotillions. Updates on the Daughter’s health. Walter is loose in PARMA and discovers a new drive-thru brew. Then the horror of Olivia Wilde running off with Harry Styles—a man in pearls!!!   Plus awful phone calls.

THE DRIVE TRU BREW
PARMA PARMA PARMESIAN DINER
THE USUAL EDITION
FLORIDA STORIES—2 EPISODES
LESBIANS IN SPACE
VIC FERRARI COP STORIES
VELO HOULE FISHING REPORT

January 10, 2021

But WHY did the gang rush the Capital? Why are they that angry?  It is not actually because of Trump or racism. It’s because every single day they have to chose between a quart and a  gallon of milk in Parma.  The divide in our country is not race but wealth. Plus Walter reviews the insanity of hospital bureaucracy dealing with his 18 year old. Next the horror of being actor Jason Sudeikis losing Olivia Wilde to a man wearing pearls and a dress. And the new weekly review of TOLLROAD NEWS.

PLUS PREMIUM PRODUCTION
The Drive Thru brew
Velo Houle’s fishing report
Vic Ferrari’s TALES OF THE NYPD

January 3, 2021

THE FRANK FACTOR.. its impact on you!!

December 27, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

December 20, 2020

A very Merry Christmas from Sterling on Sunday!

December 13, 2020

The third hour of the show… the most important part!

December 6, 2020

RADIO GEEK ALERT: Walter explains the miracle of how the show got on the air Sunday. Thank you Dave Skalish and the Entercom Philadelphia team.

November 29, 2020

Walter says this was a spectacular show… It has it all.

November 22, 2020

WIZARD JAMES has started working at Dollar Tree and reports that yes people do ask how much items are—even though they are all one dollar.

November 15, 2020

BIG SHOW.  James Copeland in a Winnebago in Kansas is going to apply for a job at Dollar Tree.  Listeners call in with tips on how to get the job ! James and Walter debate which products should only be bought at Dollar Tree and which should not. Listeners share tips with James on how to get the job.  We love DOLLAR TREE.

We celebrate the 100^th anniversary of radio on KDKA. Walter explains that he got his name from KDKA’s Sterling Yates.

PLUS  a brand new feature: UNDERCOVER MEDIA BOSS!

We called out on the air for a brand new weather man and DR DAVE EISER will join us every week.. he used to be a weatherman on WLS TV!!!!

Excitement ensues.

November 8, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

November 1, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

October 25, 2020

Cooper Lawrence PHD believes that Celebrities do not help candidates for political office get elected.  She also believes they are horrible at running charities. Bob Geldof…disaster Oprah….disaster.  NEXT Walter talks about his daughter at college and her boyfriend was killed. Listeners share their thoughts about whether or not she should take a leave of absence.  Then Walter recommends and extraordinary 18 minute film on YouTube starring Ron Rifkin called Daddy. Watch it.

October 11, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

October 4, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

September 27, 2020:

We start the weekly adventure at the drive-thru brew. New Yorkers invading the beer barn, it’s not a pretty sight.

September 20, 2020:

The first hour of the show – the most important part!

September 13, 2020:

Live from the Laundry Room!

September 6, 2020:

August 30, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

August 23, 2020

Walter’s daughter is in quarantine in college. She is stuck in her dorm and forced to eat bad food. Meanwhile other students are caught standing close to each other risking disease and death. Her roommate arrived this week and Dorothy reports that the roommate does not appear to have wacky behaviors. Only time will tell.

Next Walter reviews the amazing fact that Meghan Markle’s Santa Barbara castle HAS A MORTGAGE! Meghan then tells us to go and vote, darn it. A member of the British MONARCHY wants us to go and vote. !!!

How could Prince Harry leave BUCKINGHAM PALACE to live with an out of work actress? There is no greater hell than living with an out of work actress.

Plus live weather with
John Wetherbe
Plus DRIVE THRU BREW
Plus TOLL TAKER MASTER CLASS.
TWO FLORIDA STORIES
VELO HOULE tells us how to feed guppies.
VIC FERRARI’S TRUE DETECTIVE STORY

August 16, 2020

Walter talks about the horror of his neighbors during the quarantine. Then his neighbor calls in and yes at him.

Next Walter talks to the VP of a local letter carrier union. He REVEALS that supervisors are TELLING LETTER CARRIERS TO SLOW DOWN THE MAIL. Sterling Exclusive.

Dorothy, Walter’s daughter, is in her quarantine period at Syracuse University. The quarantine has been horrible for income freshmen.

Walter explains that Portland is not a real city.

plus
THE DRIVE THRU BREW
THE USUAL EDITION
VELO HOULE

August 9, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

August 2, 2020

Walter revealed the bizarre way schools are re-opening. His daughter entered a private college but it requires
Proof of negative Covid test…and only one parent is allowed to accompany her…and she is ALONE quarantined in a dorm room for 14 days
AND the college will charge $1000 extra for the housing for TWO WEEKS.

Next James Copeland broadcasts updates from his Winnebago and reveals the sadness of a cancelled Kansas State Fair.

Next Walter reviews celebrity behaviors that bother him: Complaining about a lack of privacy is at the top of the list!

PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
VELO HOULE’S FISH
FLORIDA STORIES
AND JOHN WEATHERBE’S WEATHER!!!!

July 26, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

July 12, 2020

Walter talks about vacation hell in Caracao.  The island where slave bodies were dumped after dying on the ships. Then Walter explains that in Bermuda, the richest people in the world still argue. One group complains that the other group don’t work hard enough.  It’s the same everywhere. Walter then demands to know why everyone is insisting that the kids go back to school—in un-airconditoned rooms and certain death.

New evidence that Midnite Misfits lead. We are never lonely, just by ourselves.

Plus…
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
FISH NEWS FROM VELO
FLORIDA STORIES!

STERLING ON SUNDAY, WRITE TO US waltermsterling@gmail.com

July 5, 2020

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY

Walter explains that there are two things you must never do: Never compare anything to the Holocaust or wear blackface. A newspaper in Kansas said that being forced to wear a mask is the same as being forced into freight car to die. No.

Next CAMP STORY. Walter hated camp and shares why! First, the hernia exam given by a very old doctor. The bottom of the lake was super gross, terrifying. But there was one extremely GOOD thing about camp that has stayed with him to this day.

VIC FERRARI retired NYPD detective shares his story about idiots bringing illegal fireworks into NYC—and answers the key question, what do they do with seized fireworks and MARIJUANA.

NEXT Walter share about his time on route 23 in Louisiana. The road to the end of the boot! Hear what he discovered.

PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
VELO HOULE’S FISH REPORT
JOHN WEATHERBE’S WEATHER —his mom has cancer let’s pray for her.
Please LIKE Walter on Facebook: Walter M Sterling

June 28, 2020

June 21, 2020

Walter reveals his choice for most powerful man in the world: Paul McCartney. Any woman would sleep with him. He has all the money he needs. No one hates him. And anyone would take his call instantly.  Next THE LUCKIEST MAN in the world, Matteo Markus Bok. He performed on THE VOICE KIDS in Germany. ITALY’S GOT TALENT.  Put out a book called PROMISE. Has had many hits in Italy and just put out a hit in Spanish. AND he lives on South Beach…………he’s 17.

Next Walter reveals the 9 at 9 at 11 PM! Cure baldness with McDonald’s fries? Neflix causing a decline in sex among young adults.
Walter says they are just finally being honest, people don’t have nearly as much sex as we think.

plus
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW—————COMBINED
VELO HOULE FISH REPORT
FLORIDA STORIES

I give the show a solid “B”

waltermsterling@gmail.com

June 14, 2020

A BIG SHOW. Walter starts with the 9 list.

Number 9:  Walter asked Family friend Messiah how there can be a conversation and everybody getting along when so many people get fired for trying to get along. One wrong TWEET and you’re out.

Number 8:  experts reveal that almost half of all men shave their legs because they want to look either a sports star or a porn star. “SPORNOSEXUAL”  Walter is disgusted.

Number 7 Walter is disgusted that Jessica Mulroney has lost all of jobs including on GMA because of something. He can’t find what it is she said. MORE STORIES LISTEN!!

AT 46 PAST THE HOUR, JAMES PARKER’S FLORIDA STORIES

THEN Walter shares what’s special about America. There is nothing like a crisp spring night in June throughout suburban America.

MIDNITE MISFIT launches a new feature VELO HOULE’S FISH STORIES.  Next how a misfit can have positive influence on all those around them—forever. Walter tells the story of second grader Tracy.

Definitely a good show—let me know what you think waltermsterling@gmail.com

June 7, 2020

Walter believes that the challenge is that cops are asked to be involved with things they should not be involved in. Because they are trained to be armed and to arrest, their only works should be in areas of violent crime.

The show features two high school students sharing their perspective on racial inequality.

Vic Ferrari a retired NYPD detective also believes that sometimes less policing is best.   His book is GRAND THEFT AUTO featuring true stories of NYPD auto thefts

May 31, 2020

THE best and worst weekend in America in decades. The space launch was flawless. SPACE X. Walter talks to DR STEPHANIE OSBORN, retired NASA rocket scientist. She says YES THERE WAS SEX IN SPACE!

Then Walter wonders why violent protesters believe that looting Louis Vuitton would solve racial equity issues.

PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
A very special Sterling on Sunday

May 24, 2020

Walter reveals what it’s like to be a single guy in New York City on a three day weekend. It’s a peculiar kind of hell. In normal times, these are the tough weekends for singles, in these times it just must be wacky. Walter asks, what is it like for single women?

Next Walter starts to reveal the Memorial Day 500 LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS…………..TOLLS!   ARUGULA!  SISTER IN LAW ! Yes it’s all here.

Then Michael Terpin, a cryptocurrency expert, lost 24 million dollars when a kid allegedly stole his SIM Card from his phone and made out like Al Capone with a phone.

Walter continues the list of 500 MOST ANNOYING THINGS on the Memorial Day 500…..Cell phone bills, Cable bills, mechanics. It’s a robust list!

The show features the stunning production work of James Copeland who lives in an RV in Kansas, no, really. Please enjoy:

THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE-THRU BREW
FLORIDA STORYS BY JAMES PARKER
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND STARRING VELO HOULE
AND WEATHER FROM JOHN WEATHERBEE

Write to us at waltermsterling@gmail.com
And for gosh sakes download the podcast. 

May 17, 2020

Walter starts with the important subject: Why didn’t Susanna Hoffs marry him in the 1980’s? It remains one of the great mysteries.

Walter buys a food diet program. But he does it all wrong. The food is delivered to his house and he ADDs it to his meals rather than using it to replace his meals. What to do?

Next Walter demands to know why Justin Bieber is whining about having had too much sex. Too much sex!

Plus a stunning menu of produced special features including

FLORIDA STORIES
VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. (It’s a sinkhole)
LIFE IN THE DRIVE-THRU BREW
JOHN WEATHERBEE’S Weather, there is a storm a brewin!
ASBESTOS FALLS. No one understands it but hide your fonts
Listen to the whole show and discover what radio is meant to be.

May 10, 2020

MELISSA DECEASER is a Research Mom from Edison Research. She did a study on Moms and tech and found that Moms are using more Tech than ever!

Next Walter tells hilarious stories about his mom.

Next TJ Lubinski reveals the truth about Little Richard.

Plus
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
THE MASTER CLASS: RV REFURBISHMENT
TWO EPISODES OF FLORIDA STORIES—BEST EVER

May 3, 2020

April 26, 2020

We should work but we should not go-to-work as Walter explains.

Plus Al Spry in Orlando describes theme parks with no attendees and how spooky it is.

Plus your stuck in your house stories.

Plus
ASBESTOS FALLS
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
FLORIDA STORIES
SECRET CODED MESSAGES
JOHN WEATHERBE WEATHER

April 19, 2020

This episode is slightly scattered but certainly not horrible compared with most of the nonsense to which you listen. First  Walter believes that we should not go back to work. Instead, bring out the skill you have always wanted to celebrate and use it. Or, start your own business. But going back to work is nonsense. You were poor before and you will still be poor, seems like a bad plan.

Next Walter talks with Eric Rhoads who created PAINTBYNOTE which is a system that lets you paint through music—it’s easy, it works and you need something to do.

To celebrated his 19 years of marriage, Walter reads one of those magazine quizzes about marriage.

The show features our weekly dramas including

THE USUAL EDITION
LIFE AT THE DRIVE THRU BREW
FLORIDA STORIES FROM JAMES PARKER
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND FROM VELO HOULE
JOHN WEATHERBE WEATHER

“I feel as though a lot of people on the show aren’t telling me about their past…”——Walter Sterling

April 12, 2020

STUNNING THEORY. When the virus clears, most people won’t go back to work!

ERIC RHOADS reveals PAINT BY NOTE. A simple system that enables even you to paint while you are quarantined.

JILL BROOKE reveals FLOWERPOWERDAILY.COM the most beautiful website ever.

Walter discusses how much fun we will have when we don’t go back to work

Next Walter asks how he can get the cats to stop peeing and his daughters to open the door when the boyfriends are in their rooms

PLUS

THE USUAL EDITION produced by James Copeland. Fun for all in these trying times.

April 5, 2020

A full summary of virus news. Missouri is going to be closed!

Dr. Ken Kronhaus reveals that the Malaria drug looks like a good solution for the Coronavirus.
He takes calls. No, don’t worry about handling your mail.

Walter Reveals the worst things he’s learned about his family while stuck at home with them.

He also predicts the future of post-virus world. Why go-to work?!

NEW FEATURE. …SPECIAL SURPRISE SANDWICH OF THE WEEK with Joe From Long Island.

Why Misfits rule

PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
LIFE AT THE DRIVE THRU BREW
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
ASBESTOS FALLS
!!!-! LIVE ON SUNDAY NIGHT

March 23, 2020

Dr. Ken Kornhaus, Cardiologist of note, explains that the corona virus is a harder hitting, faster moving virus that other viruses. Walter does not believe him.  Reach him at Lake Cardiology in Orlando Florida.

For fun, Denny Somach has written a collection of rock star responses to the question, what did THE BEATLES mean to you?  You will be shocked at who refused to answer the question.  The book is called A WALK DOWN ABBEY ROAD at Amazon.

Walter gives constant updates on the my Sharona virus.

JAMES COPELAND produced THE USUAL EDITION, brilliant.
JAMES COPELAND produced DRIVE THRU BREW brilliant.
VELO HOULE gives an update on THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND.

Walter has ordered a new mic processor.

Plus more phone calls from drunk listeners than any other show in American Radio.

March 15. 2020

Walter plays a Wagner opera under his reading of the horrors of rich people in Manhattan having to brave the aisles of……….TRADER JOE’S OH NO. Yes they can only find scraps of rice!

March 8, 2020

Live from America’s Laundry Room!

March 1, 2020

Walter talks to someone who actually understands money, Jared Dillian. He says, “enjoy your money, don’t buy a crap car, buy a car you enjoy.”  He explained that the market was volatile mostly due to the possibility of Bernie Sanders getting the nomination, now they might calm down.  Next Walter talks to TJ Labinsky who produced thousands of hours of concerts on TV. He shares who had the wackiest dressing room demands and that Aretha Franklin called HIM!  Listen to Walter’s podcast every Wednesday on Apple iTunes, download it with thanks

February 16, 2020

It’s a festival as always. First Walter discusses Valentine FAILS. It is a holiday meant to trick men and set them up for failure. It never disappoints. One call even sent divorce papers on Valentine’s Day.

Hilarity ensues. Next Walter shares the secrets of the VANITY FAIR HOLIDAY PARTY. People are invited to show up at DIFFERENT TIMES. Walter was invited to show up at the loser time.

Then Walter explains that his 93 year old father just passed away. His father was a great dad and quite a success. But Walter says the success was not his resume, it was that he set a goal from childhood, to make it to the top of the mountain, and he did it honestly and with integrity.  The man had no malice.  But THE TOPIC is who gets to decide where to bury dad? The answer is..Dad! He bought a plot to solve the problem. Yet there is stilll discussion about it! Amazing. Now they all have to agree on where. Families are stupid.

In the news, Alabama is proposing all men over 50 get a vasectomy. And people making 100,000 a year do not feel that they are doing well. No savings. No retirement.

PLUS

WETHERBEE WEATHER

THE USUAL EDITION

ASBESTOS FALLS PRODUCED BY JAMES COPELAND

VELO HOULE ON THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. (there is nothing there)

February 9, 2020

OSCAR NIGHT! Walter reveals secret red carpet interviews plus how the red carpet actually got there. Plus audio from the only two great movies ever made.
And what are those movies at the awards? Did you ever see them? Heard of them? Is everyone named Marty? Plus, was that Al Pacino or Richard Lewis?

FLORIDA STORIES—2 EPISODES
WEATHER
ANNIE THE BARTENDER
VELO HOULE ON OAK ISLAND
GARY R’NEL on why he doesn’t like any awards ceremony
LISTEN TO THE PODCAST and download it MIDNITE MISFITS

February 2, 2020

Live from America’s Laundry Room!

January 26, 2020

DAZZLING STERLING ON SUNDAY. Listen to this broadcast!  Walter reveals the scam of his $3000 phone bill. Listeners call in with their tales of phone company hell.    The GRAMMYS took over a half hour to give out first award.  Alicia Keyes looks amazing in a dipped in silver dress.  Stop the nonsense of impeachment. Walter lists 5 things more important, they include …take down all toll roads.  Listen for the rest of the list.  CHINESE NEW YEAR. In 4th grade Walter celebrated it on WONDERAMA. Hear how he was humiliated on air…but he was in showbiz!

January 19, 2020

Here are the subjects explored in depth on Sterling this week…..

Most bizarre stories ever:
–man claims fired for video of mishandling food.
–Pete Rose says MLB cheating decision GREAT!
–Florida woman shoplifts bomb material from Walmart
–Prince Harry….Job at Burger King.
–Americans self-conscious about sportswear in gym
–Kansas man wants legal sword fight with ex-wife.

PLUS

FRESH FRESH FLORIDA STORIES

LESBIANS IN SPACE

THE USUAL EDITION

DRIVE-THRU BREW

WETHERBEE WEATHER

January 12, 2020

Live from the Laundry Room!

January 5, 2020

IT’S A BIG SHOW. First Walter discusses how he FINALLY got his car out of the hood.  And how he got out from under the hood of his car.

Next Florida stories reveals that a mother will take tasers for her son, the con. Then ASBESTOS FALLS RETURNS with a news report about the GOURD Festival. Velo Houle reveals that HISTORY.CON will NOT feature the stars of OAK ISLAND or the stars of AMERICAN PICKERS. What the hell?  Walter ends the broadcast with a big thank you for his new RCA 77 mic, a Christmas gift from a true friend.

Thanks to Dave Skalish, Frank Canale, James Parker, James Copeland and Lee Harris!

December 29, 2019

Live from the Laundry Room!

December 22, 2019

Live from the Laundry Room, eventually.

December 15, 2019

STERLING ON SUNDAY live from a Christmas market. No man likes a Christmas market.  His remote booth is next to the port-a-john and the service area for the cards. Horrible.

James Copeland has a report from his RV in Kansas.  CBS news is putting dishes on top. Outrageous!

December 8, 2019

HOUR ONE

How’s the mall going? Many retailers are having a lousy December. Walter explains that it’s not Amazon’s fault! Hear why he says Amazon has nothing to do with it. There is nothing like Walter’s take on retailing.

Next James Copeland reveals LIFE IN AN RV in Kansas. James speaks very slowly which adds to the irony.

Jerry D discusses the impact of the snake ini his house in his mind. Why Walter thinks this is entertaining is anyone’s guess, but listen and decide.

HOUR TWO

Walter finally sat next to a pretty woman on a plane and thanks to METOO and fear in general he does not start a conversation. THEN IT HAPPENED. SHE STARTED THE CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You shared your feelings about this with Walter, riveting radio.

HOUR THREE

MIDNITE MISFITS. Walter gives out the secret code. He talks about how for much of his life and career people have done much to avoid being associated with him yet they want the BENEFITS of being associated with him.

PLUS

THE USUAL EDITION

FLORIDA STORIES

HEARTLAND HEADLINES

VELO HOULE

JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER.

December 1, 2019

November 24, 2019

That person at work who gets away with “load factor” excuses. They don’t do much work but everyone upstairs likes them and nothing bad happens.

The default power it home is the woman’s. Walter discusses what power he has and has not! Hilarity ensues.

THE TURKEY SALESMAN AND 99 TURKEYS is the story of the night and you can hear the whole story in the MIDNITE MISFITS Podcast

• PLUS THE USUAL EDITION celebrates IMPEACHMENT WEEK!
• DRIVE THRU BREW and CURB SIDE PICK UP worlds collide!

November 17, 2019

Live from the Laundry Room!

November 10, 2019

VELO HOULE joins Walter to review the premier of THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. Walter says there is absolutely nothing under Oak Island.

There is no gold. Velo says the Holy Grail is there! Hilarity ensues.

Jerry D shares his terrifying story of a snake in his house. He begs for help getting rid of the snake.

Next the threat to humanity revealed; The Dark Side of Yoga!  Walter says if someone manhandles you…….in YOGA…stand up and leave.

Plus

HEARTLAND HEADLINES from James Copeland

DRIVE THRU BREW revealed

THE USUAL EDITION STARRING RANDY THOMAS.

November 3, 2019

Walter reveals that men cannot make their voices sexier. Sexy is dependent upon what a man says. Walter demonstrates sexy words for a woman from New Jersey…”Taylor Ham on a roll with ketchup” That will do it!   The strange voice story of Elizabeth Holmes.

Then Walter’s college friend Jerry tells that there is a snake in his house and Walter asks listeners for solutions but the phone screeners are confused.

MIDNITE MISFITS

Also featured

LIFE IN THE DRIVE THRU BREW

RANDY WEST TELLS A TONIGHT SHOW STORY SECRET AND BAD COLLEGE RADIO

October 20, 2019

Live from the Laundry Room.

October 13, 2019

WHAT DO YOU TELL YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER WHEN SHE is dumped? Not in the parent manuals!

WHAT HAVE YOU STOLEN FROM YOUR CHILDREN? Walter confuses to stealing piggy bank money to play the tooth fairy.  Next Walter explains that the Beatles and Beach Boys had an extra track, a spiritual track on their songs that make them eternal.

Walter explains the Vaping “crisis” It’s not the stuff you buy at the Vape store, it’s street, toxic chemicals assholes are putting in their pipes that’s Killing them. Why isn’t that story told?

PLUS

THE USUAL EDITION starring Randy Thomas

October 6, 2019

September 29, 2019

Walter received a letter from listeners in Granville Illinois who were listening on KDKA. They thanked him for the telling the story about how his daughter is the happiest person he has ever known. Walter thought ….why is his daughter happy? She’s happy because she forgives. If a person makes a mistake she always says, “That’s ok” If they say something offensive she says “that’s ok.” She doesn’t live in the resentment, she lives in the moment.

Gertrude Berg won the first Emmy for acting. Have you ever heard of her? No. Important people and things vanish in the tissue of time. Mrs. Berg was the most powerful person in media for 20 years. She wrote, acted and produced her sitcom for CBS and earned a fortune. Walter tells her story.

Then Walter shares the story about the star of talk radio from 1935-1957, Mary Margret McBride, so big that when she had her 15th anniversary on the air they had to rent YANKEE STADIUM to handle her crowd. But today like Gertrude Berg, no one remembers her. What you and I say is just not a big deal.

Next Walter needs help figuring out what to say to his daughter’s boyfriend’s mother. She refuses to let her son go to homecoming dance even though he gave his word and Walter’s family bought the dress and tickets.

Dr. Ruth Westheimer was a radio and TV star who talked about sex in vivid detail. How did she stay on the air—on an NBC owned property? The story is astonishing.

Next Walter reveals that there are thousands of homeless women veterans and he finds that unacceptable. He shares the astonishing interview with a formerly homeless vet, ANNA ON THE BUS. Best storyteller ever.

September 15, 2019

Just the last half hour of this show.  The important part.

September 8, 2019

STERLING ON SUNDAY ON ICE.

TROUBLE . We are thrown together with random people at work, school, and the bus stop. We are told to get along. There is severe punishment for not getting along.  Walter alienated other parents at the bus stop by telling the “Moms who garden” that their husbands should help with gardening. Anger ensued.

NEXT The HONEY BADGER. The person at work who steals your eggs, nest and food, the asshole who takes credit for your hard work.   Pray for them, pray for them to be hit by a bus.

PLUS

JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER

FLORIDA STORIES

BAD COLLEGE RADIO

VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND

September 1, 2019

Live wall to wall coverage of hurricane Dorian live from the Westwood One Laundry Room…

August 25, 2019

STARTING YEAR 3 OF STERLING ON SUNDAY.  First up, FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Walter felt shamed the first time he saw other children’s lunchboxes. They had Bento boxes, space dividers, and sushi making kits. Walter’s kids had a turkey sandwich and fruit juice. Suddenly Walter felt that he was not an adequate parent.  Hilarity Ensues.

NEXT Walter explains that if somebody wants to win the Presidency, they should eliminate toll roads, air condition all schools and make it illegal for men to pose for their wedding announcement photos without wearing a tie.

Next Walter tells the PEANUT BUTTER OF 2019 INCIDENT that will determine his relationship with all of his in-laws. Listen for the astonishing tale.

PLUS

– BAD JOKE FROM JUDY IN DALLAS.

– THE USUAL EDITION

– DRIVE THRU BREW

– VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND

– FLORIDA STORIES WITH JAMES PARKER

– JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER!

Write to Walter at waltermstelring@gmail.com

August 18, 2019

BLACK FISH SPECIAL: Walter is stuck in a nice beach house with all of his IN-LAWS. All of them. As nice as the house and beach are, the wrong crowd can ruin anything. Now Walter must find a way to keep his mouth shut when surrounded by relatives.

Listeners reveal what ruined their vacation!

The show is LIVE from the beach.

ENJOY

THE USUAL EDITION

DRIVE-THRU BREW, AN AMERICAN SERIAL

FLORIDA STORIES

VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND

ANNIE THE HOT BARTENDER

GARY R’NEL’S RESTAURANT REVIEW

So much show.

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