May 24, 2020
Walter reveals what it’s like to be a single guy in New York City on a three day weekend. It’s a peculiar kind of hell. In normal times, these are the tough weekends for singles, in these times it just must be wacky. Walter asks, what is it like for single women?
Next Walter starts to reveal the Memorial Day 500 LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS…………..TOLLS! ARUGULA! SISTER IN LAW ! Yes it’s all here.
Then Michael Terpin, a cryptocurrency expert, lost 24 million dollars when a kid allegedly stole his SIM Card from his phone and made out like Al Capone with a phone.
Walter continues the list of 500 MOST ANNOYING THINGS on the Memorial Day 500…..Cell phone bills, Cable bills, mechanics. It’s a robust list!
The show features the stunning production work of James Copeland who lives in an RV in Kansas, no, really. Please enjoy:
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE-THRU BREW
FLORIDA STORYS BY JAMES PARKER
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND STARRING VELO HOULE
AND WEATHER FROM JOHN WEATHERBEE
Write to us at waltermsterling@gmail.com
And for gosh sakes download the podcast.
May 17, 2020
Walter starts with the important subject: Why didn’t Susanna Hoffs marry him in the 1980’s? It remains one of the great mysteries.
Walter buys a food diet program. But he does it all wrong. The food is delivered to his house and he ADDs it to his meals rather than using it to replace his meals. What to do?
Next Walter demands to know why Justin Bieber is whining about having had too much sex. Too much sex!
Plus a stunning menu of produced special features including
FLORIDA STORIES
VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. (It’s a sinkhole)
LIFE IN THE DRIVE-THRU BREW
JOHN WEATHERBEE’S Weather, there is a storm a brewin!
ASBESTOS FALLS. No one understands it but hide your fonts
Listen to the whole show and discover what radio is meant to be.
May 10, 2020
MELISSA DECEASER is a Research Mom from Edison Research. She did a study on Moms and tech and found that Moms are using more Tech than ever!
Next Walter tells hilarious stories about his mom.
Next TJ Lubinski reveals the truth about Little Richard.
Plus
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
THE MASTER CLASS: RV REFURBISHMENT
TWO EPISODES OF FLORIDA STORIES—BEST EVER
May 3, 2020
STERLING ON SUNDAY THE FASTEST GROWING SHOW IN NETWORK RADIO this week features Walter’s analysis of unemployment: “30 million people have filed… that means most of them never have filed and they have no idea of the shock they are about to experience.”
Then Walter shares his experience at THE KENTUCKY DERBY when President Carter vanished when he started losing.
Next HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR BUSINESS LOAN? No one has!
Next Randy West Hollywood Savant. Reveals the nonsense of celebrity divorce.
MIDNITE MISFITS love Psychic Genna. Hear when he believes the virus will leave.
PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
FLORIDA STORIES
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April 26, 2020
We should work but we should not go-to-work as Walter explains.
Plus Al Spry in Orlando describes theme parks with no attendees and how spooky it is.
Plus your stuck in your house stories.
Plus
ASBESTOS FALLS
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE THRU BREW
FLORIDA STORIES
SECRET CODED MESSAGES
JOHN WEATHERBE WEATHER
April 19, 2020
This episode is slightly scattered but certainly not horrible compared with most of the nonsense to which you listen. First Walter believes that we should not go back to work. Instead, bring out the skill you have always wanted to celebrate and use it. Or, start your own business. But going back to work is nonsense. You were poor before and you will still be poor, seems like a bad plan.
Next Walter talks with Eric Rhoads who created PAINTBYNOTE which is a system that lets you paint through music—it’s easy, it works and you need something to do.
To celebrated his 19 years of marriage, Walter reads one of those magazine quizzes about marriage.
The show features our weekly dramas including
THE USUAL EDITION
LIFE AT THE DRIVE THRU BREW
FLORIDA STORIES FROM JAMES PARKER
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND FROM VELO HOULE
JOHN WEATHERBE WEATHER
“I feel as though a lot of people on the show aren’t telling me about their past…”——Walter Sterling
April 12, 2020
STUNNING THEORY. When the virus clears, most people won’t go back to work!
ERIC RHOADS reveals PAINT BY NOTE. A simple system that enables even you to paint while you are quarantined.
JILL BROOKE reveals FLOWERPOWERDAILY.COM the most beautiful website ever.
Walter discusses how much fun we will have when we don’t go back to work
Next Walter asks how he can get the cats to stop peeing and his daughters to open the door when the boyfriends are in their rooms
PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION produced by James Copeland. Fun for all in these trying times.
April 5, 2020
A full summary of virus news. Missouri is going to be closed!
Dr. Ken Kronhaus reveals that the Malaria drug looks like a good solution for the Coronavirus.
He takes calls. No, don’t worry about handling your mail.
Walter Reveals the worst things he’s learned about his family while stuck at home with them.
He also predicts the future of post-virus world. Why go-to work?!
NEW FEATURE. …SPECIAL SURPRISE SANDWICH OF THE WEEK with Joe From Long Island.
Why Misfits rule
PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
LIFE AT THE DRIVE THRU BREW
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
ASBESTOS FALLS
!!!! LIVE ON SUNDAY NIGHT
March 23, 2020
Dr. Ken Kornhaus, Cardiologist of note, explains that the corona virus is a harder hitting, faster moving virus that other viruses. Walter does not believe him. Reach him at Lake Cardiology in Orlando Florida.
For fun, Denny Somach has written a collection of rock star responses to the question, what did THE BEATLES mean to you? You will be shocked at who refused to answer the question. The book is called A WALK DOWN ABBEY ROAD at Amazon.
Walter gives constant updates on the my Sharona virus.
JAMES COPELAND produced THE USUAL EDITION, brilliant.
JAMES COPELAND produced DRIVE THRU BREW brilliant.
VELO HOULE gives an update on THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND.
Walter has ordered a new mic processor.
Plus more phone calls from drunk listeners than any other show in American Radio.
March 15. 2020
Walter plays a Wagner opera under his reading of the horrors of rich people in Manhattan having to brave the aisles of……….TRADER JOE’S OH NO. Yes they can only find scraps of rice!
March 8, 2020
Live from America’s Laundry Room!
March 1, 2020
Walter talks to someone who actually understands money, Jared Dillian. He says, “enjoy your money, don’t buy a crap car, buy a car you enjoy.” He explained that the market was volatile mostly due to the possibility of Bernie Sanders getting the nomination, now they might calm down. Next Walter talks to TJ Labinsky who produced thousands of hours of concerts on TV. He shares who had the wackiest dressing room demands and that Aretha Franklin called HIM! Listen to Walter’s podcast every Wednesday on Apple iTunes, download it with thanks
February 16, 2020
It’s a festival as always. First Walter discusses Valentine FAILS. It is a holiday meant to trick men and set them up for failure. It never disappoints. One call even sent divorce papers on Valentine’s Day.
Hilarity ensues. Next Walter shares the secrets of the VANITY FAIR HOLIDAY PARTY. People are invited to show up at DIFFERENT TIMES. Walter was invited to show up at the loser time.
Then Walter explains that his 93 year old father just passed away. His father was a great dad and quite a success. But Walter says the success was not his resume, it was that he set a goal from childhood, to make it to the top of the mountain, and he did it honestly and with integrity. The man had no malice. But THE TOPIC is who gets to decide where to bury dad? The answer is..Dad! He bought a plot to solve the problem. Yet there is stilll discussion about it! Amazing. Now they all have to agree on where. Families are stupid.
In the news, Alabama is proposing all men over 50 get a vasectomy. And people making 100,000 a year do not feel that they are doing well. No savings. No retirement.
PLUS
WETHERBEE WEATHER
THE USUAL EDITION
ASBESTOS FALLS PRODUCED BY JAMES COPELAND
VELO HOULE ON THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. (there is nothing there)
February 9, 2020
OSCAR NIGHT! Walter reveals secret red carpet interviews plus how the red carpet actually got there. Plus audio from the only two great movies ever made.
And what are those movies at the awards? Did you ever see them? Heard of them? Is everyone named Marty? Plus, was that Al Pacino or Richard Lewis?
FLORIDA STORIES—2 EPISODES
WEATHER
ANNIE THE BARTENDER
VELO HOULE ON OAK ISLAND
GARY R’NEL on why he doesn’t like any awards ceremony
LISTEN TO THE PODCAST and download it MIDNITE MISFITS
February 2, 2020
Live from America’s Laundry Room!
January 26, 2020
DAZZLING STERLING ON SUNDAY. Listen to this broadcast! Walter reveals the scam of his $3000 phone bill. Listeners call in with their tales of phone company hell. The GRAMMYS took over a half hour to give out first award. Alicia Keyes looks amazing in a dipped in silver dress. Stop the nonsense of impeachment. Walter lists 5 things more important, they include …take down all toll roads. Listen for the rest of the list. CHINESE NEW YEAR. In 4th grade Walter celebrated it on WONDERAMA. Hear how he was humiliated on air…but he was in showbiz!
January 19, 2020
Here are the subjects explored in depth on Sterling this week…..
Most bizarre stories ever:
–man claims fired for video of mishandling food.
–Pete Rose says MLB cheating decision GREAT!
–Florida woman shoplifts bomb material from Walmart
–Prince Harry….Job at Burger King.
–Americans self-conscious about sportswear in gym
–Kansas man wants legal sword fight with ex-wife.
PLUS
FRESH FRESH FLORIDA STORIES
LESBIANS IN SPACE
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE-THRU BREW
WETHERBEE WEATHER
January 12, 2020
Live from the Laundry Room!
January 5, 2020
IT’S A BIG SHOW. First Walter discusses how he FINALLY got his car out of the hood. And how he got out from under the hood of his car.
Next Florida stories reveals that a mother will take tasers for her son, the con. Then ASBESTOS FALLS RETURNS with a news report about the GOURD Festival. Velo Houle reveals that HISTORY.CON will NOT feature the stars of OAK ISLAND or the stars of AMERICAN PICKERS. What the hell? Walter ends the broadcast with a big thank you for his new RCA 77 mic, a Christmas gift from a true friend.
Thanks to Dave Skalish, Frank Canale, James Parker, James Copeland and Lee Harris!
December 29, 2019
Live from the Laundry Room!
December 22, 2019
Live from the Laundry Room, eventually.
December 15, 2019
STERLING ON SUNDAY live from a Christmas market. No man likes a Christmas market. His remote booth is next to the port-a-john and the service area for the cards. Horrible.
James Copeland has a report from his RV in Kansas. CBS news is putting dishes on top. Outrageous!
December 8, 2019
HOUR ONE
How’s the mall going? Many retailers are having a lousy December. Walter explains that it’s not Amazon’s fault! Hear why he says Amazon has nothing to do with it. There is nothing like Walter’s take on retailing.
Next James Copeland reveals LIFE IN AN RV in Kansas. James speaks very slowly which adds to the irony.
Jerry D discusses the impact of the snake ini his house in his mind. Why Walter thinks this is entertaining is anyone’s guess, but listen and decide.
HOUR TWO
Walter finally sat next to a pretty woman on a plane and thanks to METOO and fear in general he does not start a conversation. THEN IT HAPPENED. SHE STARTED THE CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You shared your feelings about this with Walter, riveting radio.
HOUR THREE
MIDNITE MISFITS. Walter gives out the secret code. He talks about how for much of his life and career people have done much to avoid being associated with him yet they want the BENEFITS of being associated with him.
PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION
FLORIDA STORIES
HEARTLAND HEADLINES
VELO HOULE
JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER.
December 1, 2019
November 24, 2019
That person at work who gets away with “load factor” excuses. They don’t do much work but everyone upstairs likes them and nothing bad happens.
The default power it home is the woman’s. Walter discusses what power he has and has not! Hilarity ensues.
THE TURKEY SALESMAN AND 99 TURKEYS is the story of the night and you can hear the whole story in the MIDNITE MISFITS Podcast
- PLUS THE USUAL EDITION celebrates IMPEACHMENT WEEK!
- DRIVE THRU BREW and CURB SIDE PICK UP worlds collide!
November 17, 2019
Live from the Laundry Room!
November 10, 2019
VELO HOULE joins Walter to review the premier of THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. Walter says there is absolutely nothing under Oak Island.
There is no gold. Velo says the Holy Grail is there! Hilarity ensues.
Jerry D shares his terrifying story of a snake in his house. He begs for help getting rid of the snake.
Next the threat to humanity revealed; The Dark Side of Yoga! Walter says if someone manhandles you…….in YOGA…stand up and leave.
Plus
HEARTLAND HEADLINES from James Copeland
DRIVE THRU BREW revealed
THE USUAL EDITION STARRING RANDY THOMAS.
November 3, 2019
Walter reveals that men cannot make their voices sexier. Sexy is dependent upon what a man says. Walter demonstrates sexy words for a woman from New Jersey…”Taylor Ham on a roll with ketchup” That will do it! The strange voice story of Elizabeth Holmes.
Then Walter’s college friend Jerry tells that there is a snake in his house and Walter asks listeners for solutions but the phone screeners are confused.
MIDNITE MISFITS
Also featured
LIFE IN THE DRIVE THRU BREW
RANDY WEST TELLS A TONIGHT SHOW STORY SECRET AND BAD COLLEGE RADIO
October 20, 2019
Live from the Laundry Room.
October 13, 2019
WHAT DO YOU TELL YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER WHEN SHE is dumped? Not in the parent manuals!
WHAT HAVE YOU STOLEN FROM YOUR CHILDREN? Walter confuses to stealing piggy bank money to play the tooth fairy. Next Walter explains that the Beatles and Beach Boys had an extra track, a spiritual track on their songs that make them eternal.
Walter explains the Vaping “crisis” It’s not the stuff you buy at the Vape store, it’s street, toxic chemicals assholes are putting in their pipes that’s Killing them. Why isn’t that story told?
PLUS
THE USUAL EDITION starring Randy Thomas
October 6, 2019
September 29, 2019
Walter received a letter from listeners in Granville Illinois who were listening on KDKA. They thanked him for the telling the story about how his daughter is the happiest person he has ever known. Walter thought ….why is his daughter happy? She’s happy because she forgives. If a person makes a mistake she always says, “That’s ok” If they say something offensive she says “that’s ok.” She doesn’t live in the resentment, she lives in the moment.
Gertrude Berg won the first Emmy for acting. Have you ever heard of her? No. Important people and things vanish in the tissue of time. Mrs. Berg was the most powerful person in media for 20 years. She wrote, acted and produced her sitcom for CBS and earned a fortune. Walter tells her story.
Then Walter shares the story about the star of talk radio from 1935-1957, Mary Margret McBride, so big that when she had her 15th anniversary on the air they had to rent YANKEE STADIUM to handle her crowd. But today like Gertrude Berg, no one remembers her. What you and I say is just not a big deal.
Next Walter needs help figuring out what to say to his daughter’s boyfriend’s mother. She refuses to let her son go to homecoming dance even though he gave his word and Walter’s family bought the dress and tickets.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer was a radio and TV star who talked about sex in vivid detail. How did she stay on the air—on an NBC owned property? The story is astonishing.
Next Walter reveals that there are thousands of homeless women veterans and he finds that unacceptable. He shares the astonishing interview with a formerly homeless vet, ANNA ON THE BUS. Best storyteller ever.
September 15, 2019
Just the last half hour of this show. The important part.
September 8, 2019
STERLING ON SUNDAY ON ICE.
TROUBLE . We are thrown together with random people at work, school, and the bus stop. We are told to get along. There is severe punishment for not getting along. Walter alienated other parents at the bus stop by telling the “Moms who garden” that their husbands should help with gardening. Anger ensued.
NEXT The HONEY BADGER. The person at work who steals your eggs, nest and food, the asshole who takes credit for your hard work. Pray for them, pray for them to be hit by a bus.
PLUS
JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER
FLORIDA STORIES
BAD COLLEGE RADIO
VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
September 1, 2019
Live wall to wall coverage of hurricane Dorian live from the Westwood One Laundry Room…
August 25, 2019
STARTING YEAR 3 OF STERLING ON SUNDAY. First up, FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Walter felt shamed the first time he saw other children’s lunchboxes. They had Bento boxes, space dividers, and sushi making kits. Walter’s kids had a turkey sandwich and fruit juice. Suddenly Walter felt that he was not an adequate parent. Hilarity Ensues.
NEXT Walter explains that if somebody wants to win the Presidency, they should eliminate toll roads, air condition all schools and make it illegal for men to pose for their wedding announcement photos without wearing a tie.
Next Walter tells the PEANUT BUTTER OF 2019 INCIDENT that will determine his relationship with all of his in-laws. Listen for the astonishing tale.
PLUS
– BAD JOKE FROM JUDY IN DALLAS.
– THE USUAL EDITION
– DRIVE THRU BREW
– VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
– FLORIDA STORIES WITH JAMES PARKER
– JOHN WETHERBEE WEATHER!
Write to Walter at waltermstelring@gmail.com
August 18, 2019
BLACK FISH SPECIAL: Walter is stuck in a nice beach house with all of his IN-LAWS. All of them. As nice as the house and beach are, the wrong crowd can ruin anything. Now Walter must find a way to keep his mouth shut when surrounded by relatives.
Listeners reveal what ruined their vacation!
The show is LIVE from the beach.
ENJOY
THE USUAL EDITION
DRIVE-THRU BREW, AN AMERICAN SERIAL
FLORIDA STORIES
VELO HOULE AND THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND
ANNIE THE HOT BARTENDER
GARY R’NEL’S RESTAURANT REVIEW
So much show.
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