November 11, 2018
DO YOU KNOW A HERO? Walter says they are made-up by mankind’s imagination. We get along when we agree on what a hero is. Today, there is no agreement. The same person who would have been a hero in the 1960’s—to everyone, would be sent to the hell of HR today.
WANT TO SELL STUFF, come to a New Jersey turnpike rest stop. Have a look at actual customers. They don’t want craft beer, they want crates of beer.
Jared Dillian, a rich guy from Jersey explains that your credit score will now be determined by how fast you pay AND how much you keep in your checking account and how little you overdraft. Plus the FIRE movement…save tons of money and retire at 35. Jared thinks consumption is king.
A life of deprivation is no life.
Walter then reveals that he has often said that people with no role in culture will seek excitement in all of its forms. The Thousand Oaks shooter tweeted “I’m doing this because I am bored.”
Plus a live report from Chico California on the status of the deadly fires through the state. We hear from an actual fireman not some loser reporter. A fireman who cries on the air.
Next Gary R Nel shares his dilemma. Should he yell back at rude motorists? Next THE USUAL EDITION, THE DEPLORABLE, LESBIANS IN SPACE.
November 4, 2018
Have you ever been fired? The real reason most people get fired is not for “cause” it’s because the person is just not liked. Walter reveals the one thing you must never do when you get fired.
Next Walter explains that suburbs are the breeding ground of mass shooters. It’s because men have little or no role in the suburbs.
We hear THE USUAL EDITION with guest star Charlie Van Dyke as the host. AJ AOK explains why Dollar Tree is your best bet “the other Dollar stores are just stores.” LESBIANS IN SPACE hit the streets with probing questions about who is hotter?
Gary R’Nel, famed talk show host discusses why he embarrassed himself in Vegas with a one dollar bet. PLUS FLORIDA STORIES, all the good stuff happens in Florida. Walter reveals his new TV obsession: Zumba’s Just Desserts on networks. Gotta see it.
October 28, 2018
October 21, 2018
October 14, 2018
KARN’s Kevin Miller reveals he took a vacation during hurricane Michael to the Panhandle of Florida last week, yet was not harmed. Walter Reveals that his worst vacation was the Curacao where hotel guests threw up on his shoes. Then Big John Howell morning star of WLS talked about the challenges of running for Governor when nobody cares that your only issues is the other candidate. Walter finishes the Curacao story and reveals that the place is evil because…well, listen!
Next Florida Stories, LESBIANS IN SPACE, The usual edition and the NEW FEATURE…THE DEPLORABLES STARRING A-OK.
Gary Rnel joins the midnite misfits to say that his dilemma is should he return a shirt that he’s already worn? To Neiman Marcus!?
Then Walter says that his daughter is not “challenged,” she’s retarded, let’s call it what is is.
October 7, 2018
Jared Dillion, a rich guy, reveals that buying LOTTERY TICKETS is a good investment, who knew!?
Meredith Sterling has started a slime business, PewSlimes at Etsy. She reveals the secret appeal of slime to Tweens. Walter reveals that women don’t seem to buy lemonade when sold by young girls but men do! Next a Norwegian tells scary stories of paranormal events, it is Halloween time.
Then FLORIDA STORIES. HOUR TWO – THE USUAL EDITION starring Rachel Goldstein Shabazzz. Victoria Bullis, Psychic is fairly confusing but we love her. Gary R’Nel has a dilemma which is that his daughter was a telemarketer now he feels guilty hanging up on telemarketers! Walter shares his white light experience and now everything is different.
October 2, 2018
Walter fills in for the great Dom Giordano on WPHT, Philadelphia. Hilarity ensues.
September 30, 2018
September 23, 2018
Walter explains the power of a TV on air promotional announcement—a promo and offers amazing examples. He suggests that we all need our own promo. A promo to announce that you’re coming home or that you’re on your way to work!
The darkness of the suburbs. Suburbs are hated by men. Suburbs are the primary cause of divorce because…well just listen!
Research shows that the sense of malaise and sadness you feel in the suburbs is because of the suburbs!
Florida Stories! Plus the Usual Edition which reveals the single most important story of the week..a socialist candidate wins in Brooklyn.
Midnite Misfit stories about retail excitement.
September 16, 2018
Live from the Westwood One Laundry Room (complete with running dryer).
September 9, 2018
Walter cheers that Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is not running again. Walter says that the murder rate in Chicago is caused by the horrible pizza. This year, Chicago has had more murders than LA and NYC combined.
Brilliant updates on the hurricanes off the coast of the Carolinas and the Typhoons in Guam from Meteorologist John Wetherbee
Merle Temple, DEA Agent retired says that the reason heroin flows in freely to the US is “We need to build the wall” and everyone is getting a bribe. He thinks the whole 9/11 story is suspicious.
Lil Barcawski says she can snag a woman and recruit her into Lesbianism easily because American men are not spontaneous enough and do not know how to talk dirty in bed.
THE USUAL EDITION starring Randy Thomas explores the nature of non-stop Anger and placed a microphone to capture the actual words of the DEPLORABLES
“ASMR” videos are the hot Internet thing. They feature hours of sounds that are designed to relax you or sex you up. Samples played. It started with Bob Ross. MILLIONS of people watch and listen to these videos.Walter tells stories about his buddies Paddy Brown, Captain of the NYC Fire Department and James Paul, executive at Carr Futures. Both were murdered by vicious thugs on September 11, 2001 at The World Trade Towers.
September 2, 2018
Special Walter’s birthday edition live from the infamous Westwood One Laundry Room!
Walter is shocked that Aretha Franklin’s Funeral host said that Ariana Grande’s name reminded him of a menu item at Taco Bell. Why would a minister even know about Taco Bell? Minister apologizes. BUT would that be enough if you made the same mistake about an Hispanic name in the workplace? NO it wouldn’t
Next Walter confesses to binge watching Gordon Ramsey fillet a Halibut. For hours he watched Ramsey yell at contestants on Master Chef trying to fellet a Halibut. Then Walter Wondered…..will future archeologists see the show and imagine that Master Chef represented a religious ceremony with sacrificial knives and animals and a high priest who orders follows around with his British accent? Then he watched SAY YES TO THE DRESS. Walter is concerned about their health and the definition of Medical obesity.
Walter was forced to share a vacation home with his in-laws. He made the mistake of ordering a movie in the rental home. The management office called his sister in law, the owner was upset. It was a Sunday. What else do landlords know? Is there no rest? Walter will hear about this from his in-laws——forever.
LABOR DAY means worst jobs ever. All-nights at a country station with no commercial breaks defines Walter’s idea of the worst job. What’s yours?
August 26, 2018
Talk radio pioneer Alex Bennett holds down the fort as Walter takes a well deserved night off.
August 19, 2018,
Made possible by www.homesick.com promo code Walter. Great candles.
Walter reviews Public radio the way public radio reviews other media…with distain and concern. PLUS the latest from Rachel Goldstein Shabaz and THE USUAL EDITION. Deep concern. Next Walter shares his experience on Sunset Boulevard with a happy ending masseuse.
Jennifer Romolini wrote the ultimate guide to finding a job as a misfit. For 10 year she was a waitress in a nothing marriage and wanted more. She reveals how she escaped a nothing life and made a spectacular life working for Shanda Rimes and writing for big magazines.
RANDY WEST, an announcer for dozens of TV shows and a Hollywood Gadfly explains that Kelly Ripa is not Michael Strahan’s friend—at all. She won’t go on his game show. Plus…is Alec Baldwin’s Match game going to be renewed? Maybe not! Will Alec Trebek really quit Jeopardy—listen and learn.
James Copeland and Zach St Claire are students at Kansas State University and they created the ongoing serial ASBESTOS FALLS. They explain, Live, how it happened and present the FINAL EPISODE OF ASBESTOS FALLS. available now on the MIDNITE MISFITS PODCAST
FLORIDA STORIES. Whacked news from Florida every week!!!
Gary R’Nel joins the MIDNITE MISFITS and shares the dumbest story of the week.. North Carolina finally bans spanking in school. IT’S 2018
Walter says there should be AC in school, no homework and certainly no spanking. Misfits react.
PLUS The weekly secret message that can only be decoded with a MIDNITE MISFIT membership
August 12, 2018
Live from the Westwood One Laundry Room (naming rights available)…
August 5, 2018
Live from the Westwood One Laundry Room
July 29, 2018
Meredith Sterling explains the number 1 google HOW TO trend search: HOW TO MAKE SLIME? What is its appeal, which slime is hot? Which slime is selling. Starts a new feature SLIME FUTURES.
John Kellie listens on the WMAL FM Feed in China. John reveals that the people of China have no Internet access and therefore no opinion about our tariff nonsense. He says that Chinese food in China is ok if you DUCK TONGUE hmmm crispy!
LIL THE LESBIAN reveals if South Park is right about scissors.
NEW FLORIDA REPORT. Every week a new report from Florida. This week featured at 78 year old Fort Lauderdale woman who was denied cashing a 120 check because the source of the funds seemed “suspicious.” She also has a Phd, was a bank manager herself and known in the community. Did we mention she is Black?
ASBESTOS FALLS episode 9. Particularly sick summer vacation serial. Much better than THE Serial thank you James Copeland.
MIDNITE MISFITS do things alone. And we are better employees.
STERLING EXPRESS. New feature. To stay in touch during the week, Walter will call YOU. If you would like him to call you send him an email
July 22, 2018
NEXT Airplane horror stories. An entire plane was de-planed because one passenger refused to check her bag! A 4 hour delay. You call in with your horror stories. SUMMERTIME fun.
Alan Stock from KXNT reveals why the MGM corporation is suing the VICTIMS of the mass murders in Las Vegas. He also shares insider information about the event and what life in Las Vegas is like now.
THEN LESBIAN TELLS MEN HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN. Lil Kocawski reveals. A real Lesbian with real tip of the tongue advice.
EPISODE 7 of ASBESTOS FALLS our amazing Summer serial. Amazing.
Then.. MIDNITE MISFITS DO NOT BELONG in open space offices. Finally science agrees. It’s bad for everybody. Walter Shares secrets of writing a resume to get the job. NOT ENOUGH TIME ON THE AIR!!!!:)
July 15, 2018
Hour one, Walter reviews Airline hell. No more peanuts? Bathrooms too small for breathing? Useless FAA? It has to stop.
Sears closed its last store in Chicago today. Macy’s, Lord and Taylor and all the major retailers except Walmart are closing stores. Walter says it is not because of Amazon it is because the stores pushed us out. Big stores are miserable places. Plus the APPLE store show us all how it could and should be when we shop in a store. Why haven’t other retailers copied from the Apple store? Oh…too late they are closing.
Introvert or Extravert. Turns out Introverts make better contributions to the workplace and are more accurate in their work. But why are extroverts charge. Walter reveals all. Leave your comments at firstname.lastname@example.org and listen to the podcast …MIDNITE MISFITS.
July 8, 2018
Were you trapped in a scary place as a kid? Did it traumatize you to this day? Callers reveal all.
New edition of ASBESTOS FALLS…Firesign Theatre for 2018.
Most irritating habit of your spouse! Three types of WalMarts! All is revealed.
Plus Walter tells the story of Suzie Sheets and the Laugh Box on his worst first date.
July 1, 2018
June 24, 2018
The big news is a wealthy woman got thrown out of an overpriced restaurant. Sarah Sanders was refused 28 dollar fish. What have you been thrown out of? Walter reveals he’s been thrown out of two pediatric dentists, a hospital and a fancy hotel. Listeners reveal what they have been thrown out of.
Beth Libeling reveals how to have better sex. Buy the Magic Wand she says.
MR MCFEELY from MR ROGER’S NEIGHBORHOOD answers your Mr. Rogers questions. They took 12 hours to shoot 15 minutes!!!
Midnite Misfits make the most money. How to get a better job and get a raise. Being a misfit helps. PLUS John Wetherbee weather, new feature.
Plus ASBESTOS FALLS episode 4.
June 21, 2018
Walter fills in on the Jim Bohannon Show on Westwood One.
Walter asks “have you ever helped a celebrity?”.
As it turns out many listeners have. Here’s a sample.
June 18, 2018
What has your father done to embarrass you?! Happy Father’s day.
Meredith’s opinion is that there should be no tests in school. The University of Chicago is making admissions tests optional—Bravo.
Hear the Usual Edition from public radio. Sort of. Did Trump cause the Hawaii volcanoes?<
Stephanie Osborn, former NASA scientist reveals how NASA could lose vital data about the moon landing. She also reveals if there has been sex in space. Listen for the answer!
Vic Ferrari retired NYPD Detective reveals how the cops built a private pool for their own use at the beach.
Walter gets really angry at big banks. Callers question Walter’s finances. Hilarity ensues.
June 10, 2018
A suicide? Anthony Bourdain, CNN Traveling Chef? Walter thinks it was not a suicide. retired NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari also thinks its suspicious.
SOS regular Julissa reveals that her BAKE YOUR BOOBIES event was delayed by issues with permits.
MUFON symposium Chairwoman Julie Stein reveals that there will be a major announcement about UFO’s from the Gov’t soon. Walter has many doubts.
ASBESTOS FALLS, summer series episode 2 “I didn’t know flavor was so sticky.”
MIDNITE MISFITS. Walter needs your vacation home for a week so he doesn’t have to stay at the beach with his relatives.
June 3, 2018
THIS WEEK, Sterling on Sunday is proud to launch our SUMMER SERIES Scripted and produced by the remarkably gifted students at KSDB-FM college radio in Manhattan, Kansas.
How good could students in Kansas be? Wait till you hear it!
It joins the robust SOS menu of produced, original programming:
• The Usual Edition. NPR as we hear it.
• Toll Taker Tumble. Secret recordings of tall takers at work
• Beautiful people who get uglier the longer they speak.
• Secret recordings of vacation home landlords.
• Did they take all the trash? A suburban Drama.
• And the coveted, should be awarded, LESBIANS IN SPACE.
May 27, 2018
Memorial Day weekend is the primordial ooze of American Culture. It is the beginning of the summer holidays that are great if you’re in a family but not great if you don’t fit in. These are the invited holidays. You have to be invited to the BBQ, the club, the pool. There is nothing creepier than a man alone at a beach.
May 20, 2018
THE ROYAL WEDDING…how does the prince get away with inviting both of his EX’s. What was wrong with the front of her dress? No bra?! She needed a bra.
May 13, 2018
Live from WLS Chicago
IT’S A FULL NIGHT OF CHICAGO!
May 6, 2018
Live from the Westwood One Laundry Room…
THE KENTUCKY DERBY…how Walter taught President Carter to bet on the Derby. What happened when Carter lost. Derby day!
April 29, 2018
April 22, 2018
April 8, 2018
Walter is back from the Westwood One Laundry Room from Philadelphia to Guam!
WALTER covers too much ground on this show: Learn how to make a great grilled cheese. Discover why humans could not have built the pyramids of Egypt. Hear the worst wedding behavior story ever. And why Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook should be fired. Attention celebrities, please stop apologizing!
April 1, 2018
Guest host Gary R’Nel discusses his mobile device addiction, corporal punishment in schools and his effort to increase employment in the fast food industry.
March 25, 2018
Live from the Westwood One Laundry Room from Philadelphia to Guam!
March 18, 2018
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE NEIGHBORS? Walter explores the challenge since he has just moved to a new house. He doesn’t want neighbors at all. One neighbor has motion sensor giant prison lights on the side of the house that keep walter up all night. what do do. hilarious callers.
DOES ALEXA LISTEN TO YOU? Larry Wachs has all the details. we think YES.
Judge Judy interviews the stars of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME. Hilarity ensues.
Walter says we are entering a beehive culture, everyone has to please the queen bee. Married men have no role today and that makes them dangerous.
March 11, 2018
March 4, 2018
February 25, 2018
February 18, 2018
Doc Washburn of KARN Little Rock reveals what Sports Brackets are and BABE BRACKETS now the hot story in Little Rock.
TV women reporters are put in SPORTS BRACKETS by a local radio station and this has many in media all annoyed.
BLACK PANTHER is the hot movie this weekend. Walter explains why HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVES are shocked that a movie featuring Africa and Africans is such a big hit.They were also shocked that a movie about empowered women was a hit—Wonder Woman.
JENNIFER ANNISTON is getting a divorce. Why would you divorce Jennifer Anniston? Walter says her dietary needs are probably overwhelming. A listener thinks because she probably smells bad.
Larry Wachs of the WACHS MOD CAST reveals that the flu is part of much larger conspiracy.
Who would you go-gay for? Which celebrity? Walter likes Taylor Hanson
February 11, 2018
- Should women propose to men? HOT TREND. Walter says, yes they should and they should BUY the $25,000 ring and ask HIS mother for permission to marry.
- LISTENER CHOICE: Cell Phone Hell. Listener got 3000 dollar bill, his daughter did it! Walter says APPLE should still pay it!
- CALLERS continue to reveal what they steal: SPLENDA hot item.
- ABBY LEE MILLER BEHIND BARS. Hear the secret recordings.
- #QANON and #Thestorm. What do they mean? Larry Wachs explains all. REVELATIONS AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE.
- NEW FEATURE: QUESTIONS FOR THE MOST BORING MAN IN THE WORLD
- HAUNTED APPLIANCES killed the Father on THIS IS US and we discover a haunted toaster. Callers reveal haunted appliances.
Fresh, original podcast OLD DAD SECRETS at iTunes and SPOTIFY. Not a show repeat.
February 4, 2018
David Mueller, the DJ who pinched Taylor Swift—but he didn’t and his new boss Larry Fuss. Mueller starts his new job on a station in Mississippi this week. BUT Fuss has received such serious death threats he had to turn them over to homeland security.
Next, Jim Kelly reports from the Superbowl but then we realize!!! that he is not in Minneapolis but in his home in New Jersey. Jim shares with us his obsession with Stella beer and chips. When the Eagles win, we learn that there is noise in the streets of suburban Philadelphia.
Personal crime wave. What crimes do you commit on a daily basis? Walter reveals that he steals Splenda….from church kitchens.
Larry Wachs explains the Twitter Phenom: QAnon and #Thestorm. Walter explains that Nancy Pelosi looked like an ass this week.
January 28, 2018
This show features LARRY WACHS from our Southwest Bunker reporting on censored Twitter feeds that cover #qanon and #thestorm. Unfortunately his report was blocked on the air by on air interference from a foreign power probably Russia. Our engineers are checking it out now. Report soon.
Next, what do you say to someone who just got a nose ring? Strange tattoos? How do you handle odd physical alterations? Walter says that no one looks better with a nose ring.
Our live report from Westwood One news covering the Grammys. Followed by Gary R’Nel on stupid Grammy speeches. Turns out, sadly that no one was really that stupid this year. Time will tell.
Darius Normal reveals that our economy is not better but our ability to go into debt is stronger than ever. Consumer debt ruins everything. He says that commercial banks are corrupt. Walter agrees.
EXCLUSIVE audio from faux Antiques Road show EAST ST. LOUIS EDITION. PLUS Killer appliances, STERLING ON SUNDAY review of THIS IS US.
Resentments towards relatives. Walter shares that his family is so cheap they won’t help him pay for a move—instead hire a 100 dollar UHAUL advises one relative. Callers share their amazing family-trouble stories.
FREE THE FOOD campaign continues. Lack of food is the biggest challenge working the third shift. Fun for all.
January 21, 2018
Listen to Catherine Michael, Bureaucracy buster revealed that in public schools kids have been found with duct tape and thrown in dog cages.
CMichael@hzlegal.com – She is with Catherine M. Michael is the head of the Hollingsworth & Zivitz Education Law Division.. Trouble with your kid’s school, Catherine can help. Walter said that the parents of those 13 abused kids in California should be tried and sentenced in Iran, Iranians know how to handle criminals. Ray Gibson runs the STERLING ON SUNDAY affiliate in GUAM, he answer our GUAM questions such as why so many GUAM people are over-weight. Richard Lustig has won state lotteries more times than any one. His secrets: No quick picks. Use the same numbers.
#thestorm and #QAnon are the hottest trending hashtags on Twitter and Larry Sachs files a special report from the Southeast Bureau on what they mean about our military and the future.
Very important: Follow @waltermsterling on Twitter.
James Muller, the only US native citizen to be extradited to another country to face a murder trial shares how he survived for 9 years in prison in Thailand for a crime he could NOT have committed. Here’s his email: email@example.com
January 14, 2018
Walter is moving – his daughter doesn’t like it. And he doesn’t like his treatment at the hands of the moving company.
He wants an investigation. Waiter auditions are coming soon. Larry Wachs brings us up to speed on Q Anon and The Storm. Lindsay Lohan is snake bitten on vacation in Thailand. Walter wants to know on vacation from what? And tips on winning the lottery!
January 7, 2018
First full show of 2018 featuring the narrator of THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND. Win a chance to have him voice your voice mail! And William B Davis, Cancer Man on the X-FILES. Larry Wachs fills us in on Q Anon and the calm before the storm. Plus things that annoy you at work and a debate on the quality of prostitutes in Philadelphia.
December 31, 2017
Special New Year’s Eve show featuring a look behind the scenes of the Walter Sterling Show. Plus Antiques Roadshow, Newark Edition, Town Trash Removal Committee Meeting, and Lessons learned on “This is Us”.
December 24, 2017
Special Christmas Eve/Christmas Morning show featuring talented story teller “Anna on the Bus”.
December 17, 2017
Is Bitcoin a scam? Walter says yes. Ladies – do you have a secret stash of money that you keep from your husband? The travails of buying a Christmas tree. Why are billion dollar companies cheaping out on Christmas parties? And of course, Lesbians in Space, Muslim edition.
December 10, 2017
RADIO’S GREAT STORYTELLERS!
Walter M Sterling host of the syndicated ‘Sterling On Sunday, aired its special ‘Radio Storyteller Series’ last Sunday from the Entercom broadcast center in Philadelphia. Joining Sterling were (l-r) Douglas Henderson Jr, Michael Tearson, Denny Somach, Gary R’Nel, Tommy McCarthy, Rasa Kaye, AJ Essington, Lee Harris, Ross Brittain, host Walter Sterling and Allen Shaw. On the couch is Judy Anderson and Neil Pohl who had a major announcement: He asked her to marry him live on the air. She Said yes!
December 3, 2017
How to survive the company holiday party. A woman who used to work in radio now owns a tree service. Paul Levin tells us why everyone deserves to be happy. Antonia Hall speaks about her book, the Ultimate Guide to Multi-Orgasmic Life. Walter wants to hear your most selfish Christmas wish.
November 26, 2017
Holiday travel media myth. Would you give Christmas presents if polite society did not require it? How hot are giant slot machines? An expert clues us in. Walter does not care for curbside pickup. 12 year old Meredith shares her opinion on visiting relatives for the holidays. The cash call jackpot climbs for next week.
November 19, 2017
Special guests include WLS Legend Bob Sirott and Cleveland Radio Legend John Lanigan. Sam Greenfield has advice for aspiring game show contestants. And Walter finally gets a corporate email address.
November 12, 2017
The perils of sisters-in-law. Finding jobs for vets with professional career advice. How to get yourself suspended from your radio talk show. And the secret life of Taylor Swift.
November 5, 2017
More lesbian wedding insider info. Your parents would be arrested today for the things they did back in the day. This week’s featured out of work talk show host is Sam Greenfield.
October 29, 2017
Airport Horrors. They can hear you when you are on hold. Lesbian Weddings – which mom is in charge? Legendary out of work talk show host Alex Bennett talks about his new platform.
October 22, 2017
Have you ever inserted yourself? Careful what you say about Harvey. And a special guest appearance by Casey Bartholemew.
October 15, 2017
Harvey Weinstein, Parent Teacher Night and an Amazing Story of Survival…